shank

to shit and wank at the same time

dude im off for a shank

by mr ravey crazy dave shady December 28, 2005

Shanked

Stoned as FUCK

Holy crap I'm shanked.

by Shitty Bill May 1, 2010

Shanking

the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously

"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"

by JDL1234567890 July 1, 2005

shank

a piece of meat, generally in the forearm of a lamb

i ate some chicken fried shank, mmmmmmm

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Shanked

When something is stolen from your school bag

Student one: Bro my airpods just got stolen

Student two: That sucks, you got Shanked

by InsTIgaToR694 May 22, 2019

shank

a knife, history: from prison a home-made knife

i pulled out my shank on him

by the ELLZ July 2, 2007

shank

to fuck; shag

shut up or i'll go over there and shank your brains out

by MaggieTHErad February 29, 2004