alexander senior

The Alexander Senior otherwise known as the Gaius Whitus, Lanky Twatus is possibly the most retarded creature one shall ever meet. It is so retarded in fact, that it has developed a speech impediment intentionally. Similair to a Jai, who desperately believes he isn't fat and is as athletic as mo farah, it is so wound up over the way it looks and it often tries to flex his biceps, which fail miserably as they are closer to glorified twigs than anything remotely similar to any form of muscle. It is often offended when it hears such things, that it begins to say how much weight it can lift in the gym.
Avoid at all costs.
It has been in an intimate relationship with a horse before, which has only decreased his accumulative brain cell count.

"Oh shit what is that in the corner of the room"
"Ewww man I thinks that's an Alexander senior"
"Let's leave bro"
"Yeah"

by Furrylover69 October 28, 2018

Super senior

Someone who is 18 or older their entire senior year

Hunter and Maddox will be super seniors

by Notjake12345 December 10, 2021

emerson junior senior high school

a school filled with a bunch of sexy people from the stinky and tiny town of emerson new jersey. all the students that attend the school either play sports, are in the play, debate, or even horse girls!! some furries too!! an amazing school to send your kid to if you love a shitty education system and seventeen year olds who think they are wolves and foxes! there have been a few movies made there as well. some of the teachers are cool but others are kinda smelly. ledge is one of the only acceptions

shawty: i love emerson junior senior high school
me: emerson junior senior high school is stinky there were ants in my bagel one time :( no

by stinky stinky oopsie May 1, 2020

senior size

When a girl who is younger than 12th grade has big boobs. Usually a skinny girl, but with big boobs.

Daaaang, her boobs are senior size!!

boobs tatas girls seniors d-cup

by razahhot March 2, 2011

senoth

Ragazzo più ponnaya del mondo

Omg. He is a senoth

by Dolabus October 22, 2020

senior moment of clarity

When an elderly person accidentally makes a good point.

George Bush had a senior moment of clarity when he said "the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and burtal invasion of Iraq - I mean of Ukraine. Iraq. Anyway..."

by Spagooter Intruder May 18, 2022

Johnson City Senior High School

Johnson City Senior High School (aka Johnson Shitty), is a school that pretends to be the skinny kid at fat Camp. This school has more drug users than honor students. The school with poor test performances, terrible standardized test scores, has completely given up on academics. Instead of improving the knowledge of the students, they have decided to focus on music and music only. In fact, this school revolves around music. In times of great academic need, the school consistently spends more taxpayer money on musical instruments than on text books. The teachers are confused and senile and the counselors are mean and heartless.

If you have hopes of going to a good university, you can stop dreaming. Majority of the graduates go low performance Community Colleges. Even if you are the lucky one, and get into college, don’t think you’ll be ready. Johnson Shitty will not prepare you for college. Once in college, you will realize that the AP classes taught you “how to not sleep” instead of “how to learn.” If you didn’t take AP classes, you might as well drop out, it’s not like you’re going to do anything with your life, especially since you are the comical “Johnson City Graduate.” Please, do yourself a favor, and beg your parents to move.

Person 1- "Dude, where you get all dat weed?"
Person 2- "Some pot head at Johnson City Senior High School"

Person 1- "Excuse Me, but why are you living on the street?"
Homeless Person- "Cus im a proud Johnson City Senior High School Graduate"

by johnsonshittyy December 20, 2010