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screaming seagull

You take your female partner to have what she thinks is sensual intercourse on a beach. Mid way through you pull out, dip your penis into the sand and insert it back in!! This maneuver creates your female partner to make a sound somewhat like a seagull.
On kursten and I's three year anniversary I gave her a screaming seagull and she broke up with me!!
by Nick Bug October 26, 2007
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Salty Seagull

When a guy is about to cum, he pulls out and drops his load on top of the lady's head, a la a seagull
Are you using a new shampoo?

No, I got a hit by a salty seagull last night.
by retturd February 12, 2010
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Seagull

Seagulls are birds that make a squeaking sound, and are commenly known to steal human food. People call them scavengers, and do run away from them when the fly over people. They are known have a common habit of dumping there crap on peoples heads, but dont do it that often.

Seagulls are most common in Great Britain, and have become more of land birds, and the amount of rubbish tips e.t.c have become home for these adorable birds. They now can be found pretty much everywhere. They are very big, and there are many types of seagulls.

There real, formal name are gulls. But just are called seagulls because of when they used to be mostly at sea. "Seagulling" someone is not a sexual act, as it has never been done before with any British Male. Theres ways of making them leave you alone, just throw some food on the ground. It will cause a small flock to gather.
Seagulls can be in different colours, mainly:

- Black & White
- White
- Grey & White
- Grey & Black
by SavagedenutsxX December 18, 2011
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seagulling

The ugly brother of its sibling happy slapping this is where chavs and pikeys alike ejaculate into their palm and film from their mobile phones throwing their seaman on a stranger from the public without them knowing whats coming. The film makers then send it round via bluetooth through the chav network
come on rude boy lets seagul this crazy mofo

(seagulling)
by Beatbox3r_boy July 22, 2008
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Seagullpocalypse

A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in a horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.

This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.
"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."
by Mallyx June 12, 2014
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Seagull Raid

A seagull raid is when someone unexpectedly does something to you. This can be comprised of someone stopping in and talking without warrant, crop dusting your room, sending you random unwanted pictures like a dick pic. This term is derived from the fact that during breeding season if you are near seagull nests...
A) they will shit all over everything like literally coated in shit that can't be easily removed by even the best car wash. Shits the size of grapefruits, scouts honor.
B) walking around outside near their nesting area could result in them circling like vultures and eventually dive bombing you. I haven't heard of anyone actually getting tagged by one, but there will be skid marks
I was minding my own business, when Rich seagull raided my office and farted.
by Jg eazy July 7, 2016
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Seagull

A particularly painful act. A "Seagull" is when a man rubs sand onto his dick and then has intercourse. Often done at the beach.
Holy hell Dave, did you know she likes to Seagull? Holy shit, that bitch must be an extreme masochist.
by IraqLobsterSlayer December 29, 2017
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