Securly

A type of animal waste that is abominable.

Securly is Abominable

by RedFinger221 September 24, 2023

italian security system

The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters

Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system

by JohnnyJack August 26, 2017

social security baby

someone who grew up living only on social security income; checks. Someone coming from a struggle. Majority of the family income comes from the government.

That boy had it tough, he was a social security baby.

by paperchasinasian November 1, 2017

File secured

Securing the file.

File secured simply means saving any media (audio, video or image) that contains any content one or more of your friends find embarrassing to them.

There are many reasons why one may want to secure a file , but the most common is for future use (for example getting back at someone for something they did , or to bring up years later in front of their family)

"Did you see the picture of Jessica from last night's party? I'll send it to you."
"Thanks, File secured."

by heylookitsriceboy October 7, 2018

wank security

When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank

thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security

by Theblazemaze November 11, 2019

purity security

making sure that everything you do is protecting the purity of others!

we shouldn't be alone rn...purity security!

by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020

Not Secure

When you're VPN like McAfee shuts down and on sites that you frickin' have secure connection to and then on something like GOOGLE DOCS It says NOT SECURE.

Billy: Man my spyware whatever stopped.
John: Ok cool
*2 seconds later*
Billy: WHY IS GOOGLE DOCS NOT SECURE?!?!?!?

by VintoPintoYT March 4, 2021