Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance

Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.

by cheezypoof259 September 3, 2016

Sneaky Seat

Sitting naked on an unsuspecting persons face.

Michaela talked Kyle into taking a sneaky seat on her while sleeping.

by 500ToothDinasar January 31, 2023

pop seating

When someone is in a anal position with their spouse.
Could also be for popping a pill or some type of drug.

Why are you pop seating?

by dsayw June 28, 2022

Seat Baby

The fruit of a healthy natural relationship between a lady of child bearing age and a toilet seat adorned with random male jelly jewelry.

"No I don't know my dad, I'm a fucking Seat Baby"
"You can't microwave a kettle you fucking Seat Baby"

by synackle November 5, 2008

smash seat

The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.

Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.

by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011

slime seat

when you sit on the bus seat picking your nose and then wipe the booger on the bottom of your seat

josh like to slime seat. he digs into his deep gold mine and takes his big meaty hands and rubs his big juicy booger on the bottom of the bus seat

by yoongo January 29, 2023

Ski Seat

Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.

Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!

by SaBooty_247 October 1, 2018