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Swaglessness

1. A term that is used to express the state of one's lack of swag.

2. Usually directed towards immature kids who can't accept the fact that they need to grow up and just idolizes weed, wears expensive brands, obsesses with piercings/tattoos, and boasts about the swagger they never have.

3. The absence of swagfulness
1. Boy: hey girl, whats yo numba?
Chick: fuck off
Boy: fml! WAAAAH! let me blog it on my tumblr!
Friend: wow grow some balls. your swaglessness is hurting my reputation...you know what? im not kicking it with you anymore. pussy.
Boy: WAAAH!

2. Boy: dude i bought my obey cap today at Journeys!

Friend: SWAG!
Friend 2: Swag!
Friend 3: Swaaaag!
Chick: please, you are full of swaglessness
by sbinladen December 16, 2011
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sealed

Past tense of the verb to seal meaning writing the word seal on something.
I sealed Blair's car pretty bad earlier and he got really pissed
by thetq March 5, 2011
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smeagle weed

When your dealer tells you that he has good herbs but when you show up, he has a bag of dirt weed for you
Tyrone: Dude told me that he was on deck with the bomb trees, but when i got there it was the complete opposite.

Delonte: Bro pulled that smeagle weed on ya huh.
by AerosolGuerilla November 30, 2009
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swagless wonder

a person that is without swag to an extream extent
by call me han solo February 7, 2010
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flow seamless

usually used in reference to the performance of battlers in freestyle rap battles. If a battler can string together the flow of all his lyrics so they glide smoothly together when rapped he is said to flow seamless or have a seamless flow
"Man that boys lyrics flow seamless"
by kendle_cranks2 June 19, 2006
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dirty smeagle

someone who lurks in the corner, usually by the first name of kayla or lauren. this person typically has no friends, and if they do their name is big al.
wow, kayla is really being dirty smeagle today
by bigalroxsox October 22, 2011
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snagletusk

1.a substitute for the word shit or any other word I don't really care
2. that really sucks
3. sorry guy
O snagletusk
by petey kill May 16, 2009
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