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all the views of scouser on this are all steriotypical, where not all scallys that go around stealing cars and wearing fake burberry, some of us are respectable citizens in our wealthy community - if you want ot see the stereotypical you should go st johns market
"I really hate the stereotypical views on liverpudlians" - Citizen of Liverpool

"Fuckkin' 'ell, lid. Derr's no need for dose mancs to be callin' us scallies, laa... " - stereotypical view of a scally of Liverpool
by laura, becki and carrie November 8, 2004
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scouser

Inhabitant of Liverpool, England. Quite a distinct and complicated group and as I am related through my mother I will try and go through positives and negatives

Positives: 1. Very friendly people, towards tourists and their friends, once one becomes a mate, they will never let you down and always be there for you
2. Extremely loyal, almost to a fault
3. Stick up for their own and not afraid to stand up for what's right, occasionally goes too far but without the efforts of the people, this world would be a much worse place
4. Dont give up on a course of action once undertaken. Sometimes a disadvantage when that course was ultimately a mistake, but shows a lot of determination to achieve things without giving in
5. Hilarious piss takers, very funny people, especially once they had a few

Negatives:
1. Need to learn how to accept criticism, not everything Liverpool has done over the years has been perfect, mistakes have been made but some struggle to agnowledge them. Rest of the country isnt always to blame guys
2. A bit too 'stuck in the 80's' in outlook, still feel as though the media and politics is the same as when Thatcher was in power. Sorry guys but time has moved on, and some need to accept change
3. Tend unfortunately to follow the lead of those who shout the loudest rather than those who show more discretion which doesnt help Scargill, Hatton etc and too many want to be in charge even though some dont have the capacity for it. Not all that tolerant of those with individual opinions who question whatever direction taken by the massed majority

4. Scouser-wool superiority complexes and tedious debates as to what constitutes one or the other. Bo-ring
5. May be good at taking the piss, but any counter response and often the eyes glaze over and the red mist comes down. Some not always able to differentiate between banter and abuse

However, for all their faults, much rather be in Liverpool than Manchester, Is a city of character and verve despite all the misfortunes that have befell it, and the people, in the main reflect that
Scousers rule the world, and dont you forget it!
by Ricohard May 7, 2009
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scouseholiday

When a family from Liverpool hitch a lift to Manchester, with the sole intention of stealing hub-caps and bin scraps.
Eh Dennis fancy a scouseholiday, the kids need some dinner?
by nickmarsh June 18, 2011
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will sause, yes!

its something you say in order to convey a certain point. it must be done in conjunction with very abrupt movement of the arms and legs, in a flailing type of exercise.
"WILL Sause, YES!!!!!!"
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SCOUSER

Inhabitant of a slum in the North West of England called Liverpool.

Has a massive inferiority complex to the rest of the human race, thinks the world owes them a living, avoids all forms of work - claiming various disabilities.

Other definition "pikey in a council House"

Uniform Piss stained tracksuit bottoms, lacoste tshirt(unwashed) scuffed and stinky Fila trainers, Baseball cap worn at an absurd angle and a enough cheap gold jewellery (usually bought from Argos or stolen) to put Mr T to shame.

They speak like they are constantly attempting to cough up a greeny.

Avoid at all costs, attracted to all things shiny!
The Boswells, the drug addicts, burglars and gangsters in Brookside.
by TheOne September 7, 2004
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scute

1.) So cute

2.) Adjective used to describe one/something that is cuter than cute. That person/thing still ranges within the 'cute' level, but not cute enough to be considered pretty, hot, sexy etc.
1.) That small Asian midget is scute!

2.) Dat rachet ass hoe ain't lookin' scute today nuh uh....
by Sandalu JeHarry September 16, 2013
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scouser

People from the greatest city in the UK, people are very friendly, city has more art galeries outside of London than any other city in the UK, oozing culture and class. The cities history is astounding, has two of the greatest football teams in the UK, very whity and intelligent people. Also famous for their world class Universities, medical and software excellence and the most vibrant music scene in the UK, possibly the world. The only people who have a pop at 'scousers' are those originating from less prosperous areas (See Wool or Manc) I have never met a bad scouser and i've met many, all up for a laugh, fun loving and intelligent. And i'm from and live down south!.
What a charming man, very whitty, intelligent, loves good music, great at football, has 35 letters after his name... still loves a good laugh and a drink... must be a scouser!
by Dan Dare September 28, 2006
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