scrotting

The mental state of brain decay caused by endlessly scrolling through low-quality, mind-numbing content on your phone or social media.
A blend of scrolling + rotten.

It describes that zombie-like feeling when you've been online for too long and your thoughts are mush.

📱 "Bro, I’ve been scrotting on Instagram for two hours. I can’t feel my brain anymore."
🧠 "Another night of scrotting instead of sleeping. No regrets. Kind of."
🪦 "You’re not relaxing, you’re scrotting. There’s a difference."

by qeimada September 9, 2025

Trout Scouting

The act of purposefully seeking out women with the intent of sexual intercourse.

Broham-"bro, lets do some trout scouting at the beach today bro"
Brohas-"yea bro you're such a trout scout man"

by Denver Rawlings March 8, 2012

taco scouting

Checking out women at the club.

I'm going taco scouting with the guys.

by AustinTexMex November 8, 2012

weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them

John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting

by Sarahr November 15, 2013

ear scouting

gathering information by listening.

I didn't know where Annie was but I did some ear scouting and found out.

by rodderx November 17, 2014

jeremy scoutington

I am the scout here

Birds fly, grass grows, sun shines, and brudda, I hurt people

Jeremy Scoutington

by Bruh Uno momento November 18, 2021

Boy Scouting

The act of trying to get more random patches on your uniform than everyone else.

Tom: Did you see how many patches Luke has on his uniform?

Will: He's totally Boy Scouting

by TheFlyingScotsman June 27, 2022