(n.) someone that is so cowardly and weak that every person on the planet instantly hates them
-based upon the captain of the cruise ship that jumped on a life boat and left the passengers to die when he crashed his ship into the aground.
-based upon the captain of the cruise ship that jumped on a life boat and left the passengers to die when he crashed his ship into the aground.
Mike pulled a Schettino when he used his infant son as a human shield.
Janet pulled a Schettino when she sold her daughter to a pedophile so she could get some money for crack.
Sean proved himself to be a big Schettino when he left his children to die in his burning house.
Janet pulled a Schettino when she sold her daughter to a pedophile so she could get some money for crack.
Sean proved himself to be a big Schettino when he left his children to die in his burning house.
by poliscipundit February 5, 2012
Get the Schettino mug.You're the captain of the ship! Don't be such a schettino--get back on board and help rescue people!
by Mayor of Awesometown January 31, 2012
Get the schettino mug.Ricky Dykes: Och!! Ah cannae op'n nae Whuskeeee!!! Fook!
(translation. Oh dear!! I can not open my Whiskey bottle!!! Gosh darn it!
Alex: I can't understand your Scrottish accent!!!
(translation. Oh dear!! I can not open my Whiskey bottle!!! Gosh darn it!
Alex: I can't understand your Scrottish accent!!!
by Jim-bob April 9, 2003
Get the Scrottish mug.The yellowish to yellowish-brown filmy skin that accumulates around the backside of a toilet bowl, thought to be a product of oxidized urine.
by Abam November 11, 2003
Get the Scrittle mug.The porn star decided to be a schettino and keep working rather than divulge his HIV positive status.
by Marvelous Underwear February 4, 2012
Get the Schettino mug.Verb: So scared that you empty your bowels. Similar in pronunciation to "Shit in yo".
Named for Captain Francesco Schettino, who crashed a cruise ship in Italy and abandoned ship instead of staying with the ship to coordinate rescue efforts.
Named for Captain Francesco Schettino, who crashed a cruise ship in Italy and abandoned ship instead of staying with the ship to coordinate rescue efforts.
by Homesnatch February 1, 2012
Get the Schettino mug.Skipper in Italian. Acting like a captain on the bridge but really making bad decisions.
The only maneuver on the bridge was the act of love with a blonde.
The 3 hour cruise that ended up on Giglio Island.
The captain was the first to arrive.
The only maneuver on the bridge was the act of love with a blonde.
The 3 hour cruise that ended up on Giglio Island.
The captain was the first to arrive.
by Doctorflailgood March 11, 2012
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