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screaming yips

noun: a condition, in which a person or animal spontaneously lurches into spasmodic movements consistent with a baby calf which appears to be kicking with its hind legs at a swarm of flies which aren't there; vocalization that is sharp and loud accompanies this action. The duration of this condition is seconds to minutes.
One teacher: "How are your kids today?"
Other teacher answers: "Shit, man, they've got the screaming yips. I'm about to lose my shit!"
First teacher, "Holy Jesus on a Stick, I have them next period!"
by Smacfoo November 19, 2004
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Scrumping

the act of stealing apples, nothing more. Either stealing froma tree, orchard or store. The one who scrumps is called the scrump or scrumper.
When Glen asked about the apples, Phil said that he went scrumping at Todd's house.
by Arshakuni October 25, 2007
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Screaming Seagull

The noise your girlfriend makes after you pull out, stick your penis in the sand, and then repenetrate.
My girlfriend and I went to the beach yesturday and I gave her a screaming seagull.
by Rack City January 2, 2012
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screeping

The act of walking in an inconspicuous, almost creepy manner (usually to avoid detection by an unwanted source)
I was screeping around campus today with my hoodie up so they wouldn't see me...
by Jes Cantarell July 20, 2008
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Screaming Love Raccoon

A sexual act so heinous and depraved that it is considered a war crime in most countries. Not much about the nature of the actual act is known because most of the participants die within 48 hours of the act. All that is known for sure is that it involves and Brazilian wandering spider and is almost always fatal to all participants.
Nobody survives the screaming love raccoon.
by lowlychrismarks March 12, 2013
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screaming flamingo

When you are banging in the sand, pull out, dip it in the sand and then put it back in.
We were screwing around on the beach and I gave her a screaming flamingo.
by tnt December 5, 2016
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Screaming

He was screaming at me while I was sitting on the stairs
by Elevated cow February 15, 2020
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