scp writer

retarded asshole who thinks they're some great author, but they end up writing shitty roleplays filled to the brim with furry shit and data redacted.

author equivalent of soundcloud rapper
Jake: Yo, check out this story I wrote about an SCP, its REDACTED} {EXPUNGED} THE GREAT, about how sexy furry demons lick dr brights long cock and bang scp 049 in massive sexy yiff orgy

Bob: Yo, who the fuck is this asshole??

John: Nah, he's an SCP writer๐Ÿ’€
by ACNHVillagersfatcock May 09, 2024
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scp-055-de-j

its ham

enjoy the ham
i love the ham
Random person with no life: scp-055-de-j is just ham
Ham: Ham
Random person with no life: H A M
by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 22, 2023
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SCP-3008

Infinet Ikea with hostile workers that will attack during the night
Oh Shit is that "SCP-3008"
by Mind/Brand_- July 07, 2022
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SCP-3008

SCP-3008 is a regular Ikea but, the exit moves every day and the Ikea has employees that attack at night they are called SCP-3008-2

The Store is called 3008-1
A: hi
B: hi, do you know what SCP-3008 is?
A: is that a ripoff of 3008 on Roblox
B: No that is an SCP learn about it
A: can you explain
B go on urban dictionary and read it
A: okay
by hungarian grill November 08, 2023
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Scp-ezrah220

Once upon a time in Jackson, Michigan, there existed a peculiar Dunkin' Donuts that opened its doors at the unusual hour of 4:30 in the morning on Thanksgiving. Locals whispered about the mysterious SCP-Ezrah220 associated with this establishment, a designation that added an air of mystique to the humble coffee shop.

Legend had it that every Thanksgiving, a red-headed boy who entered the Dunkin' Donuts would emerge with extraordinary powers. The town buzzed with stories of these superpowers ranging from telekinesis to the ability to control time. The only catch was that the powers were said to last only for the duration of Thanksgiving day.

Curious locals would gather outside the Dunkin' Donuts in the early morning hours, hoping to catch a glimpse of the chosen red-headed boy who would receive the extraordinary gift. Parents whispered tales to their children, and the excitement in the air was palpable.

One Thanksgiving morning, a shy, red-headed boy named Owen stepped into the Dunkin' Donuts. As he ordered his favorite donut, the atmosphere inside the shop seemed to shimmer with an otherworldly energy. The cashier, a knowing smile on her face, handed Owen his donut, and in that moment, he felt a surge of power coursing through him.

Dunkin' Donuts continuing its enigmatic tradition year after year. Locals cherished the magical moments, grateful for the mysterious powers that added a touch of wonder to their Thanksgiving celebrations in the quaint town of Jackson, Michigan.
by Doctor Bob MD. November 22, 2023
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SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade
guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜€
by dr.die October 08, 2021
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