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A location where pain and suffering take on the physical form of work and assignments.
by Pixelated Kingdom January 18, 2015
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A building that resembles hell full of fake hoes that try to test us. The place where teachers think all is well when really EVERYTHING IS A BIG FAT FUCKING OOF. You go class to class for 7 hours w/ teachers boring you out of our MINDS shoving worksheets up our ass and to top it all off we go home with 2 HoUrS oF hOmEwOrK. School makes me want to jump off a god damn cliff and choke someone lmao. Not to mention the lunch food taste like shit and probably still has living cells in it. Over my years I've found bones in mashed potatoes, wet chicken patty's, wood in my pasta and much more. Oh and you can't POSSIBLY forget- {the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell}
If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice your lying
by Hooahyesyesyes December 4, 2018
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I got wipped at school today because I didn't pick the cotton
by Peepeetwat February 5, 2019
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Commonly known as "HELL". School is even worse than real jail. All kids are there just to learn about stuff that we won't need or use in the real world. And when school is over, they are free and they also call their home their "America" because, YOU ARE FREE OF SCHOOL WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME. Unless the school tortures you with HOMEWORK. NOBODY DOES THEIR HOMEWORK. Every kid has to go to school according to the government.
Screw school (Hell). I want to go to my America (Home) right now.
by NothingToSeeHere- November 13, 2019
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Where hell is offically named
student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell
by smertieboi February 22, 2019
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Example mom i dont wana go school last time i saw the devil
by Dejboy1234 October 14, 2019
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A place that you are stuck in for 7-8 hours a day for 4-5 days a week. This place is packed with bullies, nerds, popular people, emos/goths, and the in-betweens. Your closet is limited thanks to the dress code that only truly applies to those that aren't popular. Some schools have little to no air conditioning, so students have to suffer in the beginning and the end of the year.
Kid: "But mom...I don't want to go to school today..."

Mom: "I don't care. You aren't sick and you don't have any appointments today. You are going to school. I don't want to you have to go to summer school, either."
by Qwerty.33501 September 4, 2017
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