schecks

a very amusing heavily accented way of saying "sex". when somebody asks what it means, you say that schecks are small animals that look similar to young chickens.

Student: I love gettin schecks!
Teacher:What?!?
Student: Schecks are a small animal.
Teacher: Oh. Okay. Can I have some schecks?

by JC (uber) October 11, 2008

schee

a Schee is a warm-hearted, kind, caring, unexplainably thoughtful person. Usually is the first person to offer you help when struggling or to pick you up when you fall. This person also shows a care free, party animal side to them as well.

bob:: the schees are the nicest people

Jeff:: yeah I saw some at the party last night

by Abshhsjaisebmsd August 17, 2017

sceptics

an american

americans are such sceptics

by help me im dead inside October 18, 2018

schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...

Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...

by Shynehigh January 8, 2021

scheefer

To ask for a hit of a vape, specifically a switch mod

Bro 1: hey bro can I get a scheefer
Bro 2: of course bro

by Scheefer February 22, 2021

dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent

Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy

by palabra up October 16, 2010

scepticist

A person who doesn't or finds it hard to believe

Sophie is a scepticist and states that ghosts cannot exist

by Mark January 17, 2005