little more than barely legal girls trying really really hard to be debbie harry (although her song "rip her to shreds" describes an early version of the "scenester" girl--but they probably don't know that because the only songs they know are "Call Me" and "Heart of Glass")
OR guys in their early 20's who have either no facial hair or a really stupid looking beard and/or mustache...AND they like to show off their buttcracks when they lean over the bar in their tight-ass pants.
OR guys in their early 20's who have either no facial hair or a really stupid looking beard and/or mustache...AND they like to show off their buttcracks when they lean over the bar in their tight-ass pants.
in cleveland the scene kids all do the girls' pants, white belt thing.
Girls almost always wear black and white striped things, footless tights, really ugly flats that don't match their outfits (on purpose), and yes, way too much makeup. They also tend to try and look very "80's" even though they were born at the very end of the decade and know nothing about the culture at that time except for what they see in the movies, which is over-the-top just like them.
Guys wear strictly the black and white lowtop converse, look like their hair was cut by their 4 year old sister, and usually claim to be bisexual.
Actually, that goes for both guys AND girls.
So does frequenting 80's nites of all kinds. The coolest scene kids are on the dance floor, usually standing in one place and moving their arms a little bit (guys) or dancing together trying to make people horny (girls). The girls usually wear spike heels and legwarmers when they go to 80's nite.
Scene kids smoke Camels because the Camel reps in town are also "scenesters" (tall, slightly nerdy looking guy in dark glasses and borderline dress-up clothes with his cute little asian girlfriend who wears just about anything)
They drink PBR almost exclusively (that is, if they are old enough to drink at all).
If they are not at 80's nite they can usually be found at one of the upscale outdoor malls near their home (most likely their parents' home as well) where they can shop at urban outfitters and h&m (so annoying...there is so much stigma attached to both stores now which is really too bad--damn kids!)
Yes, kids. That's the operative word here. True "scene kids" usually are not any older than 21.
Thank GOD most people grow out of that phase eventually!
Girls almost always wear black and white striped things, footless tights, really ugly flats that don't match their outfits (on purpose), and yes, way too much makeup. They also tend to try and look very "80's" even though they were born at the very end of the decade and know nothing about the culture at that time except for what they see in the movies, which is over-the-top just like them.
Guys wear strictly the black and white lowtop converse, look like their hair was cut by their 4 year old sister, and usually claim to be bisexual.
Actually, that goes for both guys AND girls.
So does frequenting 80's nites of all kinds. The coolest scene kids are on the dance floor, usually standing in one place and moving their arms a little bit (guys) or dancing together trying to make people horny (girls). The girls usually wear spike heels and legwarmers when they go to 80's nite.
Scene kids smoke Camels because the Camel reps in town are also "scenesters" (tall, slightly nerdy looking guy in dark glasses and borderline dress-up clothes with his cute little asian girlfriend who wears just about anything)
They drink PBR almost exclusively (that is, if they are old enough to drink at all).
If they are not at 80's nite they can usually be found at one of the upscale outdoor malls near their home (most likely their parents' home as well) where they can shop at urban outfitters and h&m (so annoying...there is so much stigma attached to both stores now which is really too bad--damn kids!)
Yes, kids. That's the operative word here. True "scene kids" usually are not any older than 21.
Thank GOD most people grow out of that phase eventually!
by ginger st. vitus January 22, 2007
Get the scene kidsmug. Scene kid used to mean hardcore kid or a person in the hardcore scene. Back then it was tough kids who fought for their straight edge beliefs or just fought in general and dancing at shows helped get aggression out. Of course there was alot of unity so if someone got hit during the dancing everyone else would help out pickin the person up. Somewhere along the lines of hardcore, the fashion industry mixed with emo style made its way into the scene. As the style grew bigger, kids who were tiny and couldnt stand up for themselves slowly turned to it to "fit in" and be part of the scene. The style quickly attracted the attention of many girls and people noticed that. soon most people (hardcore kids or not) turned to the trend in order to pull girls.
My opinion: I would never cut off my own balls in order to get chicks. if i was desperate, id save up and go get a hooker. wearing makeup and girls pants and having long hair is the same as chopping your balls off. Since when did you have to lose your masculinity in order to get laid? these kids need large injections of testosterone. theyve ruined our scene, theyve ruined the music by starting generic hardcore bands, theyve ruined girls, because now girls think its ok to be fat and loppy as long as they chop off their hair and dye it 8 different colors and wear all black. Im blaming it on divorce. so many parents are divorced these days that all these kids live with their moms and dont have a strong male influence in the house. for example, if i came home with girls pants, makeup on, long hair dyed different colors, and listened to emo music? my dad would get the most sturdy louisville slugger bat out of my garage and kick the shit out of me and once i was out cold and bloody, he would shave my head, burn the chick pants, use the blood to remove the makeup,inject me with mass amounts of testosterone steroids, ti me up in front of the tv, and make me watch every single superbowl game on tape thats there is. Personally, i think i would do the same to my kid if i had one and that happened.
My opinion: I would never cut off my own balls in order to get chicks. if i was desperate, id save up and go get a hooker. wearing makeup and girls pants and having long hair is the same as chopping your balls off. Since when did you have to lose your masculinity in order to get laid? these kids need large injections of testosterone. theyve ruined our scene, theyve ruined the music by starting generic hardcore bands, theyve ruined girls, because now girls think its ok to be fat and loppy as long as they chop off their hair and dye it 8 different colors and wear all black. Im blaming it on divorce. so many parents are divorced these days that all these kids live with their moms and dont have a strong male influence in the house. for example, if i came home with girls pants, makeup on, long hair dyed different colors, and listened to emo music? my dad would get the most sturdy louisville slugger bat out of my garage and kick the shit out of me and once i was out cold and bloody, he would shave my head, burn the chick pants, use the blood to remove the makeup,inject me with mass amounts of testosterone steroids, ti me up in front of the tv, and make me watch every single superbowl game on tape thats there is. Personally, i think i would do the same to my kid if i had one and that happened.
by JasonSmith April 9, 2006
Get the scene kidsmug. Scene kids seem to be everywhere. Many artists have even sung about Scene kids in their songs. For example Hollywood Undead mentions them in a couple of their songs. But no song lays it out better then Geoffrey Paris's song "Scene Kidz"
The lyrics define a scene kid perfectly:
Lyrrics:
I’m Scene... Obscene! (Repeats)
Scene Kids, head full of weave
Head full a’ shit that’s makin’ me hot!
Gotta brain dent
Gotta cigarette
Mommy and Daddy can’t stand it yet!
Racoon tails, Painted nails
Credit card flippin’ for 2 dolla’ ring pops
Uh oh better hurry to class...My sidekick says it’s a quarter past.
Scene kids, got that shit
Myspace this, gotta leave me a pic com
Hair toss, watch the gloss
Tats and the MAC runnin up the cost
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with HELLO KITTY, GLOOMY BEAR!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with PLASTIC GUNS & HAIR STR8NERS!
(Chorus)
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha got
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha rock
Scene Kids, Where ya at?
Drama at the mall, yeah we do it like that.
Snake Bites,
Faggot fights,
Gotta make sure those jeans are tight,
Take it back one time to smoke,
Two times to drink
And free time for coke
Lemme hit that Photoshop... lookin’ real good with ur face all cropped.
Scene kids talk that shit
“Look at that bitch,
I think she’s a fat cow”
Stupid ass slut, shut the fuck up before I wipe off your eyebrow!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with FAKE EYELASHES...WHORE TRAINS
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with ...
(CHORUS)
Gore, Mattel, Vuitton, kannibal, murder, Hilton... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Vance, brutal, beatdown, vicious, terror, massacre... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Chaos, suicide, catastrophe, dior, tragedy, Vanity... Where are all my Scene kids at?
The lyrics define a scene kid perfectly:
Lyrrics:
I’m Scene... Obscene! (Repeats)
Scene Kids, head full of weave
Head full a’ shit that’s makin’ me hot!
Gotta brain dent
Gotta cigarette
Mommy and Daddy can’t stand it yet!
Racoon tails, Painted nails
Credit card flippin’ for 2 dolla’ ring pops
Uh oh better hurry to class...My sidekick says it’s a quarter past.
Scene kids, got that shit
Myspace this, gotta leave me a pic com
Hair toss, watch the gloss
Tats and the MAC runnin up the cost
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with HELLO KITTY, GLOOMY BEAR!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with PLASTIC GUNS & HAIR STR8NERS!
(Chorus)
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha got
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha rock
Scene Kids, Where ya at?
Drama at the mall, yeah we do it like that.
Snake Bites,
Faggot fights,
Gotta make sure those jeans are tight,
Take it back one time to smoke,
Two times to drink
And free time for coke
Lemme hit that Photoshop... lookin’ real good with ur face all cropped.
Scene kids talk that shit
“Look at that bitch,
I think she’s a fat cow”
Stupid ass slut, shut the fuck up before I wipe off your eyebrow!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with FAKE EYELASHES...WHORE TRAINS
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with ...
(CHORUS)
Gore, Mattel, Vuitton, kannibal, murder, Hilton... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Vance, brutal, beatdown, vicious, terror, massacre... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Chaos, suicide, catastrophe, dior, tragedy, Vanity... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Scene kids intro
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM JEE GEOFFREY guess what!
GEOFFREY PARIS: CHRISTOFF, I’m trying to enjoy my sushi..what?
DJ CHRISTOFF: Barbie Triskadekaphobia AP/VIP/PD/FD/AE just imed me on my new limited edition juicy coture sidekick ID...she says her myspace just got hacked... AGAIN!
GEOFFREY PARIS: Double yoo tee eff? Didn’t she have like, 60 thousand friends?
DJ CHRISTOFF: I guess they got into her account. After all, everyone knows her password was HELLO KITTY 69.
GEOFFREY PARIS: Whatever. That bitch totally deserved it. I was only like, number 4 on her top 8. I totally wanted to rip out her weave at warpped tour. But I was too busy hanging out with that one guy from that one band.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM EFF JEE, he’s so totally lush!
GEOFFREY PARIS: I know right?!
So anyways, are you going to that party in LA this weekend?
DJ CHRISTOFF: FUCK YEAH I AM! Isn’t Dani Gore, Izzy Hilton, Dominick Andrew, Vivica Von, Plastic Precious, David Dior, Melissa Millionaire, Barbie Beatdown, Jenniffer Genuine, Nathan Amazing, Timothy Paul, Iann Vuitton, Mattie Mattel, Louie Lohan, Miles Devin, John Hock, Scotty Vicious, Toby Titties, Rochelle Riot, Sarah Von Dance, FAKE FAGGOT, Sarah and Kristin Vance, Chamaine Murders, and Miss Mother Fucking Erica all supposed to be there?
GEOFFREY PARIS:... Yeah... I heard they were going.
DJ CHRISTOFF: Whatever, let's get outta here. I have church in the morning.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM JEE GEOFFREY guess what!
GEOFFREY PARIS: CHRISTOFF, I’m trying to enjoy my sushi..what?
DJ CHRISTOFF: Barbie Triskadekaphobia AP/VIP/PD/FD/AE just imed me on my new limited edition juicy coture sidekick ID...she says her myspace just got hacked... AGAIN!
GEOFFREY PARIS: Double yoo tee eff? Didn’t she have like, 60 thousand friends?
DJ CHRISTOFF: I guess they got into her account. After all, everyone knows her password was HELLO KITTY 69.
GEOFFREY PARIS: Whatever. That bitch totally deserved it. I was only like, number 4 on her top 8. I totally wanted to rip out her weave at warpped tour. But I was too busy hanging out with that one guy from that one band.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM EFF JEE, he’s so totally lush!
GEOFFREY PARIS: I know right?!
So anyways, are you going to that party in LA this weekend?
DJ CHRISTOFF: FUCK YEAH I AM! Isn’t Dani Gore, Izzy Hilton, Dominick Andrew, Vivica Von, Plastic Precious, David Dior, Melissa Millionaire, Barbie Beatdown, Jenniffer Genuine, Nathan Amazing, Timothy Paul, Iann Vuitton, Mattie Mattel, Louie Lohan, Miles Devin, John Hock, Scotty Vicious, Toby Titties, Rochelle Riot, Sarah Von Dance, FAKE FAGGOT, Sarah and Kristin Vance, Chamaine Murders, and Miss Mother Fucking Erica all supposed to be there?
GEOFFREY PARIS:... Yeah... I heard they were going.
DJ CHRISTOFF: Whatever, let's get outta here. I have church in the morning.
by Gloomy December 28, 2007
Get the Scene kidsmug. A group of kids who all hang out togther and have the "emo" hairstyle, tight girl pants a tight band t-shirt and wear checkered vans and a studded belt. They are typically very, very vain and think highly of themselves. And piss on those heavier or different than them just to boost their self esteem. They listen to screamo, hardcore and gangster rap. They incorporate rap vernacular in their everyday language to be "just random" They claim to be straight edge when they think it's cool around the older scene kids but when all of their non-scene friends are around them smoking they smoke just to fit in. Then will claim to need a huge nic fix. They constantly pull double standards when the topic of music is brought up. For example:
scene kid: "Do you like Underoath?"
metalhead: "Not really my thing."
metalhead: "I'm a big fan of Iron Maiden though."
Scene kid: "Eeew Iron Maiden is sooo old and gross, I hate them....arrgh!"
Metalhead: "Have you even heard them?"
Scene kid: "No."
metalhead: "Not really my thing."
metalhead: "I'm a big fan of Iron Maiden though."
Scene kid: "Eeew Iron Maiden is sooo old and gross, I hate them....arrgh!"
Metalhead: "Have you even heard them?"
Scene kid: "No."
by the beast666 December 25, 2007
Get the scene kidmug. Scene kids are awesome. We don't admit to being scene but we totally are. We're hated by many for being who we are but we don't care. We always have a Myspace and have alliterative or rhyming names such as Shannon Passion, Victoria Vanity, or Brooke Burnout. Sometimes our names don't rhyme at all, such as Emily Suicide or Jenna Razor Blade. Our hair is very important to us. Mine is bra-strap length, dark and curly, with blue and pink streaks and long, thick blunt bangs that touch my eyelashes. Since my hair is curly I can't tease it, but if you work with curly hair right it can look amazingly scene. Of course if your hair is straight you can tease it the traditional scene-way and all that good stuff. Scene kids love to dye their hair and wear huge childish hair bows. Makeup is another thing that's important. My makeup is thick, black eyes and nude lips. The eyes are the main point so we don't play up our lips because we don't want anyone to be distracted from our gorgeous eyes. Some scene kids also wear rainbow eye makeup, but it's rather hard to pull off. Most scene kids are pale, but that's not to say that scene kids can't be of the darker skin tone too. My skin is like brown sugar, and I don't have the stereotypical straight hair, blue eyes and ghost-white skin. So anyone can be scene, if they want to. Scene kids also like to wear tight band tees and tees with random cute stuff on it like Hello Kitty. Dark-washed skinny jeans are an absolute must. Jeans simply cannot be light unless they're pure white. Neon skinny jeans and animal print ones are a plus too. Scene kids also wear dark washed minis with animal print or neon leggings underneath. If skinny jeans are destroyed, they also wear tights underneath. Hoodies can be any color, but the main ones are funky neon colors, pure black and pure white. Dark blues and plums are generally not seen on a scene kid. Accessories are wristbands, fake pearls, pyramid stud belts, Hello Kitty/Invader Zim/robot/random cute necklaces, simple hoop earrings or crazy outlandish ones, and tons of jelly bracelets. Scene kids also like piercings, although to be scene it's not mandatory. The most common ones are septum piercings and snakebites. Scene kids love cutesy things like Gloomy Bear, Hello Kitty, Invader Zim, Miffy, Happy Tree Friends, etc. Scene kids are very confident, threading the line of conceited. But who can blame us? We're gorgeous. Scene kids can also wear glasses, but they have to be thick, plastic frames in either black or white. Anything else just isn't scene enough. We always go to shows and post pictures from them on our Myspace. We like screamo bands, but we basically enjoy any music other than rap or country. Scene kids are either hxc or sxe. Hardcore = hxc and it means that you drink, do drugs, and engage in casual sex. Straight edge = sxe, and it means that you don't. (For the record, I am sxe.) Scene kids idolize our fellow scene queens such as Kiki Kannibal, Zui Suicide, Hannabeth and Audrey Kitching. We also love Jeffree Star and think Alex Evans is amazingly cute. We use lots of scene lingo such as "rawrr", "you are the sex", "that's golden", "that's radd", "that's stellar", "your clothes are so Vogue", etc. For shoes we wear Converse in assorted colors or cute ballet flats. We also like coontails, which you can either dye straight into your hair or get extensions. Oversized sunglasses in black or white are a must because they have an air of mystery and fame to them, which scene kids like. We always accept every single friend request we get on Myspace and strive to have the most friends. We're very goofy and fun, and contrary to popular belief, we don't cut, we're not depressed, and we're generally not openly rude to anyone. We are NOT emo, so do not call us that or else we'll get ultimately pissed. Most of us dream of becoming a model, photographer, or hair stylist. We're happy and fun-loving. Every scene kid is original. :
Scene Kid: "Do you want to go see Hawthorne Heights tonight? I hear their performance is gonna be totally stellar."
Other Scene Kid: "That's golden. Let's go."
Scene Kid: "Okay, but I have to fix my hair and makeup first. Oh-em-gee, where did I put my Hello Kitty necklace?"
Other Scene Kid: "Your clothes are Vogue enough. You don't need that Hello Kitty Necklace. Now, that show is gonna be thasexx and I don't wanna miss it!"
Average Kid: "Ugh, what is it with scene kids?"
Both Scene Kids: *eyeroll* "You wouldn't understand." *dissolves into a sea of obnoxious giggles*
Other Scene Kid: "That's golden. Let's go."
Scene Kid: "Okay, but I have to fix my hair and makeup first. Oh-em-gee, where did I put my Hello Kitty necklace?"
Other Scene Kid: "Your clothes are Vogue enough. You don't need that Hello Kitty Necklace. Now, that show is gonna be thasexx and I don't wanna miss it!"
Average Kid: "Ugh, what is it with scene kids?"
Both Scene Kids: *eyeroll* "You wouldn't understand." *dissolves into a sea of obnoxious giggles*
by Shannon Mannequin May 12, 2009
Get the Scene Kidmug. A bunch of elitist fucks that all dress like girls and wish they were in college. So they can be ARTxCORE.
They also enjoy telling anyone who will listen which bands have 'sold out' (changed from some 'indie' lable to one that's less 'indie' so they can attract a larger audience) and why that's disappointing and/or expected.
They hang out at shows and act completely disinterested in the band and tell you off if you make any attemp at all to enjoy yourself. If you're not one of them, they'll gaggle up in little groups and mock how 'unscene' you are (thus the elitist title).
Scene kids cannot bear to be 'out-banded,' that is to say, if you happen to drop the name of a band they've never heard of before, they'll immediately start bragging about how many times they've seen that band, and then drop a band name (that's probably made up) you've hopefully never heard before just to nurse their wounded ego.
And, believe you me, the ego of a scenester is a force to be reckoned with.
They also enjoy telling anyone who will listen which bands have 'sold out' (changed from some 'indie' lable to one that's less 'indie' so they can attract a larger audience) and why that's disappointing and/or expected.
They hang out at shows and act completely disinterested in the band and tell you off if you make any attemp at all to enjoy yourself. If you're not one of them, they'll gaggle up in little groups and mock how 'unscene' you are (thus the elitist title).
Scene kids cannot bear to be 'out-banded,' that is to say, if you happen to drop the name of a band they've never heard of before, they'll immediately start bragging about how many times they've seen that band, and then drop a band name (that's probably made up) you've hopefully never heard before just to nurse their wounded ego.
And, believe you me, the ego of a scenester is a force to be reckoned with.
by whitniist August 22, 2005
Get the scene kidsmug. Scene does not refer to emo (which is currently a nonexistent music genre- easily mistaken for pop-punk)in any way.
Scene refers to the music scene in someones town.
examples:
If many metal bands play in a town and there are lots of kids who go to metal shows...their "Scene" would be the "metal scene"
If many indie bands play in a town and there are lots of kids who go to indie shows...their "Scene" would be the "indie scene"
If many industrial bands play in a town and there are lots of kids who go to industrial shows...their "Scene" would be the "industrial scene"
and so on and so forth.
Scene doesn't reflect on the way a person dresses, how they act, what there emotional status is or how many times they "cut maselfffffff"
Scene just refers to music.
Scene refers to the music scene in someones town.
examples:
If many metal bands play in a town and there are lots of kids who go to metal shows...their "Scene" would be the "metal scene"
If many indie bands play in a town and there are lots of kids who go to indie shows...their "Scene" would be the "indie scene"
If many industrial bands play in a town and there are lots of kids who go to industrial shows...their "Scene" would be the "industrial scene"
and so on and so forth.
Scene doesn't reflect on the way a person dresses, how they act, what there emotional status is or how many times they "cut maselfffffff"
Scene just refers to music.
Metalhead1- yo man i love our 'scene!
Metalhead2- dude me too! i love seeing all these new metal bands at the local VFW!
indiekid1- i can't wait to go to the show tonight at the local small venue! our scene and our scene (kid)s are awesome!
indiekid2- i agree, i love our indie scene. the way localindieband's keyboard player rocks the Moog is awesome!
raplover1- yo dawg, this show is gonna be tight! i love hearin new beats comin up for da undaground...and what i love the most is that they're right herrr!
raplover2- w0rd, our scene is off da chain!
Metalhead2- dude me too! i love seeing all these new metal bands at the local VFW!
indiekid1- i can't wait to go to the show tonight at the local small venue! our scene and our scene (kid)s are awesome!
indiekid2- i agree, i love our indie scene. the way localindieband's keyboard player rocks the Moog is awesome!
raplover1- yo dawg, this show is gonna be tight! i love hearin new beats comin up for da undaground...and what i love the most is that they're right herrr!
raplover2- w0rd, our scene is off da chain!
by epiphone105 December 10, 2008
Get the Scene (Kid)mug.