manhood snatching

When you get butt raped by a random

Omg he is out here manhood snatching every time someone drops the soap.

by Big daddy tyrone June 18, 2017

Starching

A sexual activity between (normally gay) partners. One goes on a high starch diet for an extended period, this will cause them to produce solid rigid turds. They then go ass to ass and one shits a big turd into the other waiting a-hole

Have you seen what J's eating? He must be getting ready for some serious starching.

by TheDatabaseSucksAss April 23, 2010

ball scratching

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)

Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.

by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

carching

Carching-verb- To attempt to, or accomplish the streching of the ass of a person animal, or innanimate object.

i've been carching all day and now i can hardly walk

Goatsee carches his ass every day

by Tahalee March 27, 2005

Swatching

Looking for Sasquatch in descrete areas, usually a great northern exciting adventure. High and low, warm or dry, great sporting event.

"Hey Dougie, we just got this fresh snow on the ground, let's head to Arcadia to go Swatching!"

by C-Fizz January 24, 2010

Scarfing

When an uncircumcised male has his foreskin rolled back under the head of the penis for an extended period of time thus sitting on the 'neck' of the penis and acting as a scarf.

Jake was the only uncircumcised guy in the room so he made up for it by scarfing.

by mookling November 22, 2009

Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

by Stringer57 October 18, 2008