Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

Black and Blue Saturday by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012

like Jordans on Saturday 

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.

You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

like Jordans on Saturday by TronaNon January 21, 2008

Suit Saturday 

A day in which a suit must be worn. It generally starts out as a means to curb the pain from the night before. The party members are to take on fake identities and discuss business. Topics of conversation may range from buying premium real estate, companies we own or fabulous vacations.

Jamal: Hey did you check the day?
Erin: Suit Saturday again..
Jamal: Damn right time to suit up bitches!

Suit Saturday by TheBlueLantern January 23, 2013

Jacobstotle Saturday 

The day to celebrate all great quotes that may or may not make sense. Usually celebrated in the presence of a Jacob.

Hey its Jacobstotle Saturday, "evil is confidence".

Jacobstotle Saturday by theoriginalja November 24, 2010

throwback saturday 

When the pic is too good to wait another week to Thursday.

That picture was so good I had to post it for a throwback Saturday!

throwback saturday by Hbern23 June 17, 2016

Sitting here till Saturday 

1. The condition of waiting for a red light taking way too long before turning green.

2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.

Spouse: "Tell me you're on your way and will be home in time for dinner."

Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."

Sitting here till Saturday by Commuter on Breeze January 2, 2017

Sexual Saturday 

A Saturday that is devoted entirely to having sex with ones spouse, mistress, typical street whore, or boy/girlfriend.

Omg Becky!!! Did you hear that Ben and Jenny totally had a Sexual Saturday last weekend!!!

Sexual Saturday by Jlmao29 December 10, 2016