mall santa

1.) The one Pedophile they can never catch. Sometimes stealing Children in the night and shoving Candy canes in their Gingerbread houses.

2.) The reason your kids know about a Cleveland Steamer.

3.) Your social studies teacher.

Person 1:Fuck you!
Person 2:Fuck you!
Person 1: Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you!

by BeefyTitties April 21, 2016

Santa Nita

a gang brought up in the city of Santa Ana known as Santa Nita tagged up around as Santa Nita, SN, SNx3, or SNR around its turf. GAng contains mexican/chicano males and females.

This Gang started off as a car club and came to crime some years after, recruting members and turning gang like.

Those guys are from Santa Nita

by Santanero November 24, 2007

Santa Claus

Every boys idol because he's knows where all the naughty girls live.

Jonny: Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on Christmas Day.

Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.

by thats right I said it July 18, 2009

Santa Scrump

Having sex with a larger fat white man.

Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!

by ~2` June 20, 2011

santa paula

Santa Paula is a small city in California. But it is most known for its amazing citrus. Also known for most stabbings in US aka "Stabbing Capital of America."

Oh you're from Santa Paula? Where's your shank?

by Young black nigha March 12, 2017

Sweaty Santa

Verb: When a couple is passionately 69'ing and the male is about to ejaculate, the duo flips over such that the male is on top. Immediately after flipping, the male shoves his erect penis deep inside the female's throat and deposits a massive amount of ejaculate; like Santa "cumming" down the chimney and leaving a "gift."

"I was 69'ing with the wife by the fire last night and I gave her the ole Sweaty Santa. Merry Christmas!"

by Sex Engineers October 3, 2017

Santa Rosa

A city of about 200,000 in northern California. It is about a 45 minute drive up the coast from san Francisco. Nice people, good weather, and great wine. THere is no such thing as an extremity in Santa rosa. OUr ghetto (west 9th) is a rural mini-slum, and out gangstas are nice enough (if you don't look them in the eye)

Santa rosa is the major city of Sonoma County.

by Resident January 24, 2005