Salmoning

When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".

(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

by Evachi May 28, 2018

Samone

Sam + one .... someone who is either unimportant or not cared for.

Did you see samone at the party last night? No who is that.

by bryan croell October 20, 2009

Salonika

A skinny big headed big booty women she has no filter when it comes to her mouthand bad road rage and will cut you off if you break infront of her she is crazy and smart don't get on her bad side She can dance and cook

Salonika is crazy she tried to hit my car cause I slowed down in front of her

by Sjejeiddnbf September 17, 2017

savonis

A gay person

That guy is a savonis

by Omokaro January 6, 2009

You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009

smonions

short for "some onions"

Can I get smonions...put em in a piece of paper...sump'n.

by hibiscusroto June 24, 2005