Stafford

When a girl is giving a guy head under the covers. The guy farts and holds her under there. A dutch oven, with a twist.

Last night I was giving him oral when he yelled STAFFORD....I didn't know what I was in for.

by la verga October 31, 2011

SWAF

Stands for Sleeping With A Friend

I don't sleep around. I SWAF.

by vensoto September 18, 2014

Staffored

Getting staffed by a man, usually one of the homosexual connotation.

Stafford really staffored me last night!!!

Bro, I got staffored so hard last week!

by Cockmeateor October 20, 2011

Staff Retreat

A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.

Last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy.

by Moral officer November 18, 2015

Swaffer

Seen in huge numbers August bank holiday weekend filling the streets of Clapham Common before, during and after SW4 festival. Definitely drunk, probably pilled up and likely to be from Essex. Average age of 24.

The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.

‘Sorry I’m late Steve, it took me 3 hours to get from Clapham Common to Clapham North because of all the swaffers’

‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’

by Fionainlondon August 31, 2018

Swaff

Fresh, clean, good.

Man Mr. Rossis class was Swaff today.

by Piephoff March 22, 2009

Dr. Rod Staff Member

Head of Neuro-Virgin surgery. By inserting staff member can induce vaginal swelling thus relieving patient of delusions of still psychologically believing one's non-existent virginal status.

Dr. Rod Staff Member upon examination suggested to Miss. Britney Smears that she swallow the Dong an Binding load and she eagerly cum-plied. She's also suffers from gagmire relflex disorder.

by Cramaconda December 10, 2006