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Hot Swank

To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.
When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.
by L-ish January 9, 2009
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Swaggitis

A bad ass disease where the swag germs just kick the ever loving shit out of your white blood cells and you feel like utter piss for several days. It's mighty awesome, and even though you feel like your esophogus is being set on fire, your still proud to say you've had motherfuckin' swaggitis.
Sorry, i cant go to school today. I have swaggitis and its playing whack-a-mole with my lymph nodes.
by harry fucking potter April 27, 2010
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swallow queen

Is a girl with an enormous appetite for thick gooey loads of cum.
"Jacqueline loves giving blowjobs and has never spit out a load in her life because she is a swallow queen
by Headoftheclass August 20, 2016
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Swarna

a wonder girl who's looks have no bonds. she's stunning, cute and funny I would do anything to get with her
Guy-Isn't that swarna?

guy2-OMG she's a GODESS
by EnderDude January 11, 2018
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hashtag swag

Hashtag Swag (#swag) only the coolest of the cool use this word. Only douchebags like Jared Hooker use just Swag.
Jared: 'Man you're cool Callum'

Callum: 'I know bro. hashtag Swag'
by Cal1umz September 18, 2013
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swan song

Derived from the legend that a swan is mute until moments before death during which it sings a beautiful song, a swan song is an action ending something epic.
After the concert, they said they would never perform together again. That concert was their swan song.
by thisformisstupid August 25, 2005
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Twat Swatter

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"
by enhoJ August 17, 2008
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