stole-off

To have caught somebody with a punch, so hard that they couldnt think straight.....

Man, he said somthing about my mama, so I stole off on him, in front of everybody.........

by Delisa October 2, 2003

Stoned

The overwhelming feeling of despair when trying to memorize rocks and minerals for a Geology exam.

Danny: Dude I got so stoned while studying for our Geology final.
Zach: I know man, me to, hopefully Big B's test won't be too hard

by JZFairfield December 6, 2011

stoned

The greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.

I'm fine stoned.

by Gwendolyn June 16, 2004

StonedPenguin

To change the mind regarding MMORPG games and go from game to game declaring each one is better than the last only to change mind within 1-2 weeeks.

Also refers to being Northern and smoking a lot of drugs.

"I love WoW"
"Dude, you loved EQ2 last week, you're such a StonedPenguin"

by Some Dude December 21, 2004

stoned

Extremely high off indica weed. Indica has muscle relaxers and natural pain killers which gives you a major body high, when you have a major body high you feel like your numb, heavy, relaxed, calm, and/or tired. When your indica high(say you smoked some purple kush) you will be sitting on the couch heavy as a stone(hence the "stone" in stoned), also it can blur your vision and give extreme euphoric feelings and elevated thinking.
If you are high on sativa weed it wouldn't be a stoned type of high it would be more head high, head highs are more about thoughts then feelings in your body. The euphoric aspect of sativa is a lot less intense than indica. The feelings of sativa are upper related, sensitive touches feel great, you feel light as a feather(hence the word high, meaning people feel like they are floating), hyped, energetic, and/or awake.

1.Ay Cuhz I'm stoned as fuc!
2.Dude! Wow! I'm so stoned i cant get off the couch man!
3.Orale, I homez i need to get stoned.

by CeeCrazzy July 13, 2009

black people stole my TV

When a person of a darker nature steals ones TV

dude 1 : black people stole my TV?!?!
dude 2 : Why are you surprised?

by lolz_burger December 13, 2012

Soledad

A petite girl whose lack of height is only matched by her brain. She has pretty big eyes and doesn't take sexist jokes very well. You do NOT wanna get into an argument over feminism with this chick.

Dude 1: Man, I was just messing around in lunch when i made that 19th amendment joke, but sheesh, she took it so personal.

Dude 2: It's cool she's just a Soledad.

by UnCoolBro September 25, 2010