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Kristen Stewart

Totally gorgeous, down-to-earth actress. Best known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies. Wears her hair in a stunningly beautiful messy way. One of a tiny minority of celebrities that is a real human being.
Jealous person: OMG KRISTEN STEWART SUCKS!! HATE HATE!!

Normal person: Yea sometimes it can be lonely at the top.
by MG42reporting May 27, 2013
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A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.
Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!
by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009
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stewartist

someone who quotes comedian Jon Stewart to whoever will listen whenever possible in an attempt to recruit more people to watch his show and/or view it as a holy book. Stewartism consists of a trinity, Jon Stewart as the one true God, Obama his prophet, and the holy ghost Stephen Colbert. Stewartists are known to be extremely liberal and to assume that others will appreciate their frequent references and quotations.
Darwin: I'm not an atheist: I'm a stewartist.
by lolitolduitwudbthere2morrow October 4, 2009
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kristen stewart

The most realist person in Hollywood. Everyone has already decided that they hate her because shes in Twilight. Named Forbes Top Paid Actress which caused more people to hate her. If you actually watch her interviews you would see that shes very down to earth and speaks very passionately of the movies shes promoting. She can be a very awkward which makes her more like a regular person unlike other celebrities who act perfect. Shes the girl that everyone loves to hate.
Person 1: "Omg Kristen Stewart is Forbes Highest Paid Actress yet she dresses like a hobo"

Person 2: "Or like a normal person, at least shes not a Kardashian and flaunting her money"
by JennaLove July 5, 2012
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Kristen Stewart

American actress born April 1990. Respected and liked by colleagues and peers. Admired not only for her acting chops but also for not giving in to the Hollywood sterotype of what young women should be. Or the stereotypes society puts on young women on how they should act.

Winner the Bafta rising star award in 2010

A selection of films (as of 2010):
Panic Room, Speak, Into the Wild, Adventureland, The Cake Eaters, Twilight (x5), The yellow handkerchief, The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys.
"Kristen and I have a special bond together, she is the sweetest, smartest and strongest girl i know." - Robert Pattinson about Kristen Stewart
by em80 January 18, 2011
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Stewardi

A group of people who looks after the passengers on a ship, aircraft, or train.
The Stewardi on the Los Angeles to Las Vegas flight are Ronnie and Bernard.
by #PVTENNIS June 2, 2019
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stewart paterson

Is wonderful person he has many, many talents but will not show them, he is confident and should get a special girl for a special boy :)
perfectstewart paterson
by Stewie1539 December 30, 2013
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