British head start

A word pertaining to anyone who has a huge head start or lead over another person; particularly meaningful when talking to a person residing in or around Great Britain that has a 5 or more hour handicap over another person from another country.

Guy A : I won the race!
Guy B : Dude, that isn't fair, you had a British head start

by Awesumness February 1, 2007

start going to town

Meaning when a male jerks off he starts going to town

You put it around the head, and you start going to town

by Ilovenicolette July 16, 2018

Spin Starts Here, The

One of the best web sites in the Blog o sphere

Yo dawg! Yo site aint no Spin Starts Here, bitch!

by GuySebastian January 7, 2004

Kick Start Me

A band of the funniest losers you'd meet. Yet, they're also pretty freakin awesome

Dang, Kick Start Me was JUMPY at the talent show!! XD ^_^

by Jonathan Freeloader March 29, 2008

Weirdos never start

An alternative to Nice Guys Finish Last.

What then, makes you a weirdo or a nice guy?

by Killing Kittens November 15, 2004

Before you start...

A term that you say when you did something that will piss someone off.
Said to the person who it will piss off to stop them from talking so you can explain.

Me- (I just crashed my car) shit, now what am I supposed to do.
Owner of car- What the Hell?
Me- Before you start...
Owner of car- the Hell did you do to my car?
Me- let me explain Damnit

by CJM80 January 11, 2015

kick-start the dog

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.

1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.

by The Cap N' June 19, 2020