When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.
by LovesToSplooge6969 March 31, 2016
Guy: I love the new mario game with Mayro Soggy and Loggy Soggy
Guy2: Yeah same, Loggy Soggy is the best
Guy2: Yeah same, Loggy Soggy is the best
by joshosh March 03, 2018
by HopelessNerd June 30, 2015
When a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their cum. The last person to finish must then scrape the burnt crusty jizz off the firewood, put it into a s'more, and eat it.
Ross: Hey guys it's getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*
by JimDSG September 19, 2016
A Soggy Hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a Hamster or Gerbil, basically any animal small enough to fit in your anus. Then you gently push the animal into your anus, then wait about 5 minutes. When you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your anus. This animal is now defined as a Soggy Hashbrown.
"So basically I got my hamster, named Ham Ham. And I crammed him into my ass. I waited until the squealing stopped. When I pulled him out, he was one hell of a soggy hashbrown."
by Mysterious Loaf November 28, 2016
Soggy, Beef -
1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.
Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.
2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.
#soggybeef on Twitter
1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.
Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.
2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.
#soggybeef on Twitter
Soggy Beef -
Example:
1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.
2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''
Example:
1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.
2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''
by njabindon September 22, 2014
After Brob was dumped by Luke, he couldn't help but give himself a soggy crumpet.
Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.
Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.
by Johnny Jerk Off December 15, 2014