when one feels a fart coming about, and then lets loose and some shit comes out with it. one may make a disgruntled face, or sometimes a groaning/grunting noise. otherwise, then one waddles back to ones house because of amount of shit in ones pants, it looks something of a waddling, zombie type walk.
by blahhhhhhh April 20, 2006
Get the shart mug.Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.
Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.
Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!
The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.
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I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?
by MAGMAN March 28, 2007
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Get the shart mug.Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.
John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
Silence......fart noises.
John: Ah no that was a shart!
Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!
John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!
Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010
Get the Shart mug.(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
by Napi Pupi December 12, 2012
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