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Watch out for the snakes 

To keep an eye out for people who you think you can trust, but will end up stabbing you in the back.
Chris "I thought Rey was a bro but him and his girl haven't been talking to me. So I asked her what was wrong and she said that he sees me as a threat and he told her to stop talking to me. Even though when they were going to break up I vouched for him and told her not to because I thought he was a good guy."
Ed: "Gotta watch out for the snakes bro!"

Baby Snakes

When you have an diarrhea and it comes out in small little long pieces and it burns your butthole, very similar to a venomous baby snake.
"My ass is a habitat for baby snakes!"
"I have a bad case of the baby snakes!"
Baby Snakes by Berryphresh February 24, 2013

bowel snakes 

constipated stool... that is painful to keep inside
i think my bowel snakes are bitin.. excuse me while i have some x lax brownies
bowel snakes by flower_soul May 2, 2006

Toilet Snakes 

They live in Iran, in the toilet-holes and bite your ass and balls when you go to take a shit
"navid was taking a dump in iran when a toilet snake bit off one of his nuts"
Toilet Snakes by jeji December 29, 2004

these mother fucking snakes

'this is pissing me the fuck off'
-can be followed by
'on this mother fucking plane'
-contrary to the term 'snakes on a plane', which means something you can't do anything about,
'these mother fucking snakes' is said under the breath, angrily, to yourself.
- a reference to the SLJ movie snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Dude, i heard your dog died.
Guy 2: (To self, angrily) ...these mother fucking snakes....
or
Guy 1: OMFG LOL U STEPPED IN SHIT! PWND
Guy 2: these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Four Fat Snakes 

Used to replace the phrase 'for fuck's sake!' when younger siblings/cousins are around.
'yo mate look.. your little bro's dribbling all over your new era cap.'

'Oh four fat snakes!!'
Four Fat Snakes by davies73 August 17, 2008