fat retard slob

a man from billerica massachusettes named bobby that lives on old concord rd.

man that fat retard slob just sucked off a dude.

by dick james hurtz December 24, 2007

slob on my nob

Suck a dick, or perform fellatio to be exact. Slob being a truncated pronounciation of "slobber" an the nob being the dick.

From the Mafia 666 lyrics "Slob on my nob, like corn on the cob."

by TwistedBitch April 1, 2008

Slob

One who is unhygenic of their surroundings esp. their enviroment or home. They're considered to be lazy & lack appropriate table manners. They're considered repulsive cuz of their lack of personal hygiene or unhygenic behavior. They spend most their time in their dirty cluttered homes watching television, complusively eating, sleeping, & ignoring their gross enviroment. These people are also called "couch potatos."

Mom: Can u wash the dishes for me? Child: No! I don't wanna! Mom: But they're ur dishes u left dirty in the sink! Child: I hate washing dishes! Mom: Don't be a slob! Wash ur dishes NOW!

by xnamidax November 21, 2011

knob slob

a blowjob

Dude, I got a wicked knob slob the other night. The girl was like a vacuum.

by ravenshadow October 5, 2003

Slob

A slob is someone who is a very dirty, lazy, and ugly person. They never clean, and you never know when you'll find in their rooms. You don't want to step a toe in their cluttered disgusting habitat. But although slobs live in a gross environment, doesn't mean they're bad people. Slobs are pretty much the most amazing people you'll ever meet. (see also fugly wugly.) Even though they live nastily, they're pretty great. Not to mention very attractive. They're so amazing, that you put aside their gross habits and just love them, it's kind of impossible not to. They're the sweetest most perfectest person ever, even though their rooms might not look it.

slob: my room is nasty. I have to cleeeean

girl: then clean.

slob: I don't wannnaa.

girl: slob. I love you though.

by hgielyab September 29, 2011

slob kabob

adj.,
commonly known as a extrememly messy kisser /also sloppy in the sac ..

"man, Talia is such a slob kabob,
you shouldve seen all the spit on Dereks face after they snogged."

by beryy<3 July 17, 2009

Slobass

A person who consistantly leaves a trail of messes where ever he or she goes.

Jodi is a slobass becuase there is a trail of tootsie roll wrapers leading to her bedroom

by Max O'Roark January 2, 2006