by SilentlyUndying August 3, 2013
Get the Nappy Slappermug. A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.
by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008
Get the Slow slappermug. Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
by Shokaboo October 21, 2008
Get the Semen Slappersmug. When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.
by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018
Get the Sausage slappersmug. Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.
I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.
by Come on meow January 11, 2017
Get the easy slappermug. A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.
by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017
Get the shit slappermug. When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
by ...1...2...3...4...c March 8, 2017
Get the sloppy slappermug.