Shin-Slapper

Instead of a knee-slapper, a shin-slapper is a joke that is not funny

"what do you get when you cross a potato and a farmer? A potato farmer!"

"dude, that joke was a complete shin-slapper"

by daweirdo9 April 22, 2009

Kufi Slapper

The act of slapping Kufis off of peoples heads. Made famous by rapper Jim Jones

Jim Jones kufi slapped the man

by TEAMEcKo September 3, 2004

Fishy Slapper

a limp dick from taking to much dope

I was so fucked up last night, my girl came over and the only thing i had for her was a fishy slapper.

by J. Pifferton October 2, 2007

cock eyed rice slapper

a chinese person who rips you off.

that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.

by seaner terdil October 23, 2009

ass slapper

Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.

Bill: I slapped Angela's ass while banging her last night!
Fred: You, my friend, are an ass slapper!

by ShakeSicle January 20, 2009

butt slapper

One who slaps over people's butts.

He is a butt slapper.

by Flappy January 18, 2005

ball slapper

landing heavily on your balls while kitesurfing / surfing

I had a nasty ball slapper while landed that crazy trick

by chemic November 25, 2010