“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.

Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

Shock Rock

A rock band with antics that shock the targeted audience.

"In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 18, 2023

shock schlock

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

by conflict dude July 21, 2024

Shock junkie

Someone who gets a kick out of shocking others through their own actions.

He wore a profane shirt in public to get a reaction out of strangers because he’s a shock junkie

by 333rd October 22, 2023

Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life

When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.

by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024

Shock the Monkey

When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.

C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.

by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024