Shank

A knife
Also known as:
Tool
Gat
Lippy

Shank in my pocket

by ilika balls February 1, 2009

Shank

A commonly used term created in Centennial Hall on the University of Minnesota Campus. This word is used when referring to either Jake or Emily in place of their true names. "Shank" is a combination of the phrase "shut up skank." Jacob coined this term affectionately when he first called Emily a "Shank."

Hey shank! You're such a tease.

by Jacob & Emily February 6, 2008

shank

commenly refferd to the action of wanking while taking a shit.

Blake "damn man im so horny and i need to do a shit"
Jason " why don't you just shank"
Blake " good idea..........*sighs*

by Jdogga November 1, 2009

Shanking

To be nervous over a result of some sort.

Im total shanking here.

Shank my josh man.

by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009

Shank

To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.

Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)

It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.

Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"

Guy 2: "What did you do?"

Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."

by Joshmilburnt January 7, 2010

shank

A more polite way of describing a mans "penis"

I'm missing Shah's Shank.. Means I'm missing Shah's penis etc.

by persianheart November 5, 2008

shank

to gangster-ly stab someone

yo gangsta imma shank yo if yo dont get muh money!

by charknowsall February 11, 2010