seal queen

Me, I'm the seal queen
Just because I kept sending fat cat faces and I thought it looked like a seal so yeah

♛: 3)
It was caused by the fat version of :3

my friend: ALLL HAIL THE SEAL QUEEN :3)
Me: yes

by Seal queen April 17, 2017

Sealed with a kiss

When you fart at the end or near the end of taking a piss

Dam roy really fucked the bathroom off , well at least he sealed it with a kiss. Sealed with a kiss

by Anthony craig March 27, 2021

fuck sealed

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

by papershredder December 17, 2010

scissor salsa

The by-product of lesbian love-making while on their periods.

"Hey baby, I know its that time of the month but let's go in the bedroom and make some scissor salsa."

by 2stainz April 30, 2013

inuit seal clubber

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.

"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"

by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015

chili salsa

When banging a chic on her period, then proceeding to collect the mix of blood and cemen then shit in it to resemble meat, then making her eat it.

After I found out she was on her period, I made her some chili salsa to have after.

by TyAl October 21, 2015

teh salsa

This type of petri dish is served exquisetly with delicacy period blood aligned with female breast milk. Inside this mixture, a touch of Baby Girl's Semen is ejected into the contents. Mix. Stir. Let the solution sit for 2 mins. Mix. Voila.

I wanna eat "teh salsa"

by ArtisticKid66 October 13, 2020