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the only effective policing force in South Africa.
is that a scorpion in your arms (deal), or are you just glad to see me?
by alan October 21, 2004
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Scorpioned

A snowboard or wakeboard term that is easily recognizable and quite painfull of falling on ones face and getting hit in the back of the head by the board.
Jeremy "Dude Scott scorpioned after he tried that rail!"

Jack "Chyeah his board just nailed his noggin!"
by VolcomSnoW 51 51 July 29, 2007
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Scorpion Party

The greatest political party known to man. Created in January of 2021 by scorpion and his disciples. The idea came fromNUT and has evolved since then.
Yeah I’m a member of the scorpion party. I love the based chess Aussie
by [NUT] January 15, 2021
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Scorpion Game

The act of two people holding each others hands and squeezing their hand using their nails and the first person to give out to the pain and yell “scorpion” loses.
Girl 1:Hey wanna play the Scorpion Game?

Girl 2: No way! You wont harm my precious hand.
by Not.her…. May 5, 2022
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scorpion

A scorpion is an invertebrate that usually lives in deserts. They posess a pair of claws and a tail equiped with a poisonous stinger. They are related to Spiders and other arachnids. If you live in a desert, make sure none of them get into your house. Thier venom can make you quite sick.
Scientists say that the ancestors of Scorpions lived in the sea.
by Light Joker August 6, 2004
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scorpion

A type of painful fall or trip.
A scorpion is when you fall and land on your face and your legs go in front of your head... Holy shit he just did a scorpion!
by Bob Jenkines November 26, 2006
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Smeg scorpions

Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.
Shit I only wanked 4 times yesterday and now my bell end is all swollen, fucking smeg scorpions.
by analex127 September 19, 2009
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