Scissor Grind 

The Scissor Grind is an athletic sexual position. The woman lays on her side with one leg in the air over the man's shoulder, and the man straddles her lower leg while he penetrates the her vagina. Their legs are like two open scissors. This spread-legged position permits deeper penetration of the penis, and gives the man the freedom to grind the base of his penis against the outside of the her vagina, thereby enhancing her sexual pleasure. By holding onto her raised leg the man has the leverage to thrust and grind with additional force and friction.

My girlfriend loves when we do the Scissor Grind. I dig it because I can look down on her amazing body while we're having sex, and I have a free hand to play with her tits, AND it feels great!

Scissor Grind by Dr. Carey Perkins May 10, 2015

N-Word Scissorhands 

The nigga who got scissa for hands. Not to be confused with N-Word Snowden, the NSA nigga.

Nobody:

..

Johnny Dope: "N-Word Scissorhands."

N-Word Scissorhands by Voideryn January 19, 2021

scissor me timbers 

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".

Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."

scissor me timbers by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007

scissor bang 

slang for a lesbian orgy

A group of lesbians partaking in scissor bang activities.

scissor bang by scissorbang November 13, 2013

scissor twin 

the act of two lesbians scissor twinning it having sex with their legs spread like 2 scissors

Look at those two bull dykes scissor twinning it!

scissor twin by azgurll February 20, 2017

Edward Scissortoes 

Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.

Woman: Lets go to bed.

Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.

Woman: I love you.

Man: I lov.....

Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!

Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.

Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.

(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)

Edward Scissortoes by Mitchellar31 March 19, 2010

Skissors 

A better way of pronouncing scissors

Bill: hand me the skissors

Jeffer: sure thing mate

Skissors by Skissors man February 22, 2020