saber-tooth tiger

SYLLABICATION: sa·ber-tooth tiger
PRONUNCIATION: say'br-tootht
NOUN: (1) Any of various extinct cats of the Oligocene to the Pleistocene Epoch, especially one of the larger members of the genus Smilodon, characterized by long upper canine teeth.
(2)The process and act of simultaneously inserting two penises into the mouth of a third party. This person is presupposed to be performing fellatio on two men at the same time.

Dude, me and Matt saber-tooth tigered Sheena last night! ...but...that doesn't mean we're gay or anything....

by Donkey Rocket September 18, 2005

Saber Tooth

A cougar past her prime.

Hey, that Saber Tooth is really checking you out.

by zeppenwolf July 1, 2011

Saber Day

Inspire by a lazy coworker, it means to come into work late, and leave early. For example, if the job you work at normally operates from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., someone takes a Saber Day would come in at 10 a.m. and leave at 4.

"Dude, I think Jenny is leaving early today."
"Really? Didn't she come in late this morning?"
"Yeah, dude, she loves her Saber Days."

by Keppykepkep September 13, 2011

sabely

Sabely is a loving girl! She is very weird, not the bad weird the good weird. The thing that she’s best in is being Sassy. The girl might make mistakes but she knows how to make it work. Not only funny and weird but she’s also Preety! Also her clout is real!

Boy #1: OMG! That girl is so Preety!

Boy#2: YOU’RE RIGHT SHE’S SO Preety. She gotta be a Sabely.

by Noob_Queen September 22, 2018

Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009

saber-tooth

An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.

-"I scored with a cougar last night!"
-"Dude, I saw her, believe me, she was a saber-tooth"

by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007

saber tooth

a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.

That saber tooth is on the prowl.

That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.

by raven888 September 8, 2009