ruben

a straight hater, someone who consumes a gallon of hateraid per day and cannot stand to allow anyone to br proud of themselves

man you hatin like ruben

by sgt August 3, 2007

Ruben

A cute, adorable boy who I want to spend the rest of my life with but can't because he's a fuckboi; the boy I want but cant have

Friend:you look sad
Friend 2: Yeah, its just Ruben again

by tiredcutie February 17, 2017

Ruben

Somebody who thinks their all that when at school. Then once they get home they cry over Chick-Flicks...They also tend to have Big Round Forheads🤔🤷🏽 ♀️😂

Your such a Ruben!

by Phe_Phe1 May 5, 2018

Ruben

Really gay likes to suck dick is ghetto acts British cant even say butter

Look at ruben

by Poisiedon October 30, 2019

colonel rubens

A crudely organized commando raid, often orchestrated by honorably discharged veterans.

Willie: I was down drinking in Jason's basement and noticed that his dad has a shitload of printers and copiers just lying around.

Joey: Lets get some of my 'Nam buddies together, organize a Colonel Rubens, and then spend the money we make on strippers.

by Kernel Klink August 25, 2006

Rubenesque

See fat.

Sabrina is Rubenesque.

by riftertet August 8, 2009

Ruben

A short skinny gay kid who gets beat up everyday for wearing nail polish and makeup. Rubens get called every gay slur in the book and if you're near a Ruben you feel the urge to fuck the other gender.

Girl: Look at Ruben with an earring in his right ear
Guy: What a fag

by >o< September 20, 2017