cristiano ronaldo

To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.

To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.

Buddy just stop cristiano ronaldo-ing, we know you're falling on purpose.

by tehretardedbunny July 15, 2006

cristiano ronaldo

Fit, gorge, amazing Portuguese footie player...best of the best. Euro Cup...need I say more? I think not.

Damn, Ronaldo has skill!

by Hellish November 13, 2004

Ronald McDildo

Not to be confused with cocksandwich or shit bag, but similar traits exist between the 3 things. A high profile version of the dick faced cock gobbler.

What kind of Ronald McDildo takes a shit on the backseat of my car?

by mk3242 August 2, 2011

rowand

A person that's usually very annoying especially online on social media like histogram, snapchat and others.

Guy 1: Hey look it's Rowand!
Guy 2: Oh poss off he's well annoying.

by MIDDLEAGEDINDONEASIANDABSQUAD December 30, 2017

messi ronaldo

Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.

After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.

by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017

Ronald

The first bowel movement done after eating McDonalds.

Had McDonalds last night. Now I need to do a Ronald.

by Princess1275 October 13, 2010

Ronald Henry McFuck III

Your typical British tourist who struts around your hometown, thinking they own everything and everybody. They are extremely snobbish and stink of spoiled rotten English tea.

Can usually be identified as having pale skin, short brown pants, sporting their Burberry t-shirts, and a pungent, reeking smell of tea coming from the assorted tea bags in their pockets.

"Bruh, you smell that?"
"Yeah smells like tea"
"Looks like its coming from that family of McFucks sitting on the picnic mat"

Bloke o'er there's a total Ronald Henry McFuck III. He has a picture of the Queen in his wallet.

by Salpex Suplex May 16, 2016