little red riding hood

a schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers.

"have you seen that girl they've been talking about?"

"little red riding hood?"

"yeah"

"that bitch stole my turkey"

by brandi2012isutterlyproverbial January 9, 2009

norweigan Sleigh Riding

When you have anal sex on the top of a 2 story stair case, then ride her down while your cock is still in her ass.

Dude me and my girlfriend went norweigan Sleigh Riding last night and now her tits hurt.

by Shane Miller April 26, 2005

Nut-riding

When a female keeps calling, text-massaging, hanging around, or talking about a guy she has been lusting after. Also, they can exhibit this behavior by driving by said males' house, showing up at the restaurant where he works, etc.

"Dang, Lynn. You need to stop nut-riding Kasey. You know he has a girlfriend."

by Rhonda Q July 20, 2008

little red riding hoodlum

A teenage Native American that partakes in stereotypical American ghetto culture.

"Fuck, that little red riding hoodlum had better go back to his reservation and stop calling me bro."

by operationthunderbolt March 19, 2009

riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

by damedonna July 3, 2006

ringing the dinner bell

The act of a man having sexual intercourse, with a woman who has a large vagina. Similar in context to Throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

messin with that girl last night was like ringing the dinner bell, took me fo' ever to busta nut.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Riding With Death

A very homoerotic movie starring Ben Murphy made in 1976. It involves a man who can make himself invisible with the use of his super awesome wristwatch, a girl who protects a deadly chemical in the back of a truck, a man in a helicopter who follows them, dirty talk on CB radios, NASCAR, and a woman known as Cupcake. You know you want to see it. Featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000!

"You have any idea who those turkeys were?"

"Riding With Death made me more comfortable about my sexuality."

"Mike: My well-oiled chassie is coming up on your backside, now.
Servo: My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.
Crow: My off-complimented peterbilt is rhythmically nudgin' that sweet honey pot of yours....
Mike and Servo: CROW!!!!!"

by Lazy Rider October 1, 2008