Emotionally retarded

Showing signs of being a sociopath and generally having no idea of how to interact with humans.

Gf: why don't you pay for everything?

Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5

Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?

Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.

Emotionally Retarded

by Really,really? September 28, 2018

Socially Retarded

Someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.

Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.

by udahit April 9, 2009

retarded Chewbacca

Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.

"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."

by BadBadLeeRoyBrown December 4, 2007

retarded

The non-politically correct way to refer to an intellectually disabled person.

David was acting so retarded yesterday!

by ThatInternetDweller October 3, 2016

retarded jellybean coleslaw penis llama

the green llama thing that gallops through the fields freely

corneilious raped frankie one too many times

corneilious enjoys spending time with carol and galloping in fields together

by EmoHitWithBagel March 27, 2005

retarded fucking assholes

complete fucking douchebags

see words guitar.com and misc etc.

misc tards are dumber than a fat retard playin in his own shit

by I AM GHANDI April 19, 2004

fuckin' retarded

When something goes beyond just regular retarded and you have no other words to describe it. Another way to say "extremely retarded" when you want to add pointless profanity to an already highly offensive slur on the mentally handicapped.

guy: How are you?
girl: I'm fine.
guy: Are you fine?
girl: ...yeah.
guy: You're fine then?
girl: Are you fuckin' retarded?

by jjddfftt June 27, 2012