Resting smart ass face

When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.

David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.

by Clvegrl March 29, 2020

Resting meth face

A person with obvious caters and decay in their face and teeth. They’ve clearly had a long term relationship with methadone or heroin. They are past the point of no return.

I feel so bad for that woman that just walked by she had resting meth face

by Tittytata April 2, 2020

Nestoring

When annoying little hispanic boys do or say things that make you regret living

“Bro he stays nestoring!”

by burnbook101 May 16, 2020

Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 4, 2020

resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.

Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.

by Grimstache September 8, 2020

Resting my eyes

Made up by muzz! Years agoooo

I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes

by Resting my eyes September 21, 2020

Resting Poutface

When your dog is pissed off and wants to let you know about it.

Him: Why does Tina act so bitchy when you feed her dry dog food

Her: she's not bitchy she just has Resting Poutface.

by Elkcorn October 10, 2020