Reecetard

A name to call someone named Reece instead of Retard

Tyler: "Reece, where is my beer?"
Reece: "I drank it"
Tyler: "Oh Reece you Reecetard

by dude12345678123456 July 18, 2011

Reece Schmid

A Feminine Male, Who Walks As If Superior To Other Males, However A Reece Schmid Is Never Superior

Your So Reece Schmid

by TheTruth1005pp July 28, 2011

Reece

Literally means: "Sexy and always balls deep in poon tang"

Ryan Gosling: Dude, I'm like Reece right now!

Fat 40 y/o Fanboy: I wish I was Reece like Ryan Gosling!!

by I'mALargeSloot December 10, 2013

reece

Blames every thing on you

Trips you over
Hits you in the face with a basketball

Kicks football in face

Reports you for all of the above.

Reece is a pain

by Help me ples May 17, 2018

Cum receptionist

One who is a research assistant to a successful thrustologist . Someone, typically a female, that spends at least most of their day receiving dick and thus consuming absurd amounts of hot man chowder.

Mark: Dude, I've been banging this bitch everyday for the last month.

Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.

Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.

by Kenneth Peter June 6, 2009

reece

superior. the best anyone could have. ideal,perfect.

you are reece

by reece May 31, 2004

Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.

"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"

by arransc April 13, 2013