Reese 

A Reese is short and dumb. Avoid at all costs

Don't catch yourself with a Reese.

Be careful when a Reese enters the room

Reese by ManWhoseBallsAreOfSteel July 5, 2024

Reese

Reese isnt his first name its actually parker. He waistbands his shit because his dick is "too big". He uses his monster cock to call his crackers back home to preform a mating ritual.

Dang Reese are you waistbanding it again you faggot

Reese by fredthezebraunicorn December 2, 2025

Reese

Reese Darnell is truly the embodiment of a good friend. She is the kindest, smartest, most loving individual I have ever met. She always knows exactly what to say and when. She shows you her undoubted loyalty every day, without fail. Her constant unconditional love means the world to anyone she has ever talked to. She will never leave you alone. She can be the most talkative hyper ball of energy, but at the same time she knows how to have the most deep, intellectual, meaningful conversations. I will never love anyone as much as I love my Reese Darnell.

pale long ass lengthy asshole who can't kick a ball: "bro fuck Reese Darnell."
Lisie: "You have never truly met or at least understood MY Reese Darnell then..."

Reese by Agent.cow.lizmister December 13, 2025

Reése 

the biggest liar in the world. She will lie to everybody and anybody .

Person: Do you talk about me ? Reése or Reese : noooo. later Reése or Reese: I need t stop talkin about them

Reése by cheeto Booty May 10, 2019

reese's law 

"As a twitter hashtag grows larger, the probability of a comparison to terrorists or ISIS approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that argument is over, and whoever mentioned terrorists has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Reese's law thus practically guarantees of an upper bound on a hashtags lifespan and overall size.

Reese's law: The #GamerGate cabal are the technology world’s ISIS.

reese's law by brofessor_oak October 10, 2014

Reese's feces 

The bottom 2% of your peanut butter cup that invariably sticks to the inside wrapper.

I had to lick the Reese's feces off my wrapper to be fully satisfied.

Reese's feces by The original Greebs December 29, 2015

Reese's Puffs

It's candy... For BREAKFAST?!

Not candy... REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL! JUST ONE BITE, AND MY TASTE BUDS ARE LOST IN A SEA OF CHOCOLATEY FLAVOR!!! REESES PUFFS IS CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!

Reese's Puffs by Marshall Teller May 28, 2010