Agent.cow.lizmister's definitions

Reese

Reese Darnell is truly the embodiment of a good friend. She is the kindest, smartest, most loving individual I have ever met. She always knows exactly what to say and when. She shows you her undoubted loyalty every day, without fail. Her constant unconditional love means the world to anyone she has ever talked to. She will never leave you alone. She can be the most talkative hyper ball of energy, but at the same time she knows how to have the most deep, intellectual, meaningful conversations. I will never love anyone as much as I love my Reese Darnell.

pale long ass lengthy asshole who can't kick a ball: "bro fuck Reese Darnell."
Lisie: "You have never truly met or at least understood MY Reese Darnell then..."

by Agent.cow.lizmister December 13, 2025

Lilly

To know Lilly is to love her. Her endless devotion to the people around her astonishes anyone with a brain. She shows the purest form of friendship and partnership. Lilly will never make you feel anything less than awesome. She is one of the most special people you will ever meet. Having Lilly in your life is the best way to live. She never fails to plaster a smile across her and others' faces. Her ability to instantly soothe pain is a trait so unique it's almost unreal. Loving her isn't a choice but instead a blessing.

idiot with no brain: "no one likes lily bro"

idiot with a brain (lizmister): "Clearly you don't know my Lilly."

by Agent.cow.lizmister December 14, 2025