Rectard

A Rec Room Retard

Nah, this Rec Room Player Is A Rectard

by Mr.KindaSus June 19, 2023

Rectal adventure

An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.

Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.

by joseph blough October 8, 2023

Rectangle Fat

Where a person looks skinny from the front and back, but not from the sides.

Person 1: Man Jane is rectangle fat.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I didn't see her from her side.

by Addicted to Emotes July 26, 2009

Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.

Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?

by cumfucker December 19, 2008

Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.

"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"

by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009

Rectallence

Achieving excellence from pain in the ass experiences.

That horrible breakup actually allowed me to achieve some rectallence in so many other areas of my life, it was totally worth it!

by bonobogirl1 August 9, 2009

Retand

A title fit for only those showing true retarded qualities that require an intense *headwall* moment.

Boy: LOLZ I was just trying to turn the radio up, but instead was cranking up the volume on my computer.
Girl: You're such a retand.

by The Real Slim Buttly June 8, 2010