Realtard

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

Juno Reactor

Juno Reactor is a trance/goa electronica group. Started in 1990 by Ben Watkins and Stephen Holweck. Notable albums include 'Bible of Dreams', 'Shango', and "Labyrinth". They are best known in pop culture for their work in the Matrix movies.

Matt: My favorite Juno Reactor song is 'God is God'.
Chase: I agree!

by Erik N. February 4, 2006

reachability

ability to be reached. Term used in networking.

Please test the reachability of that node/host/router/switch

by mr_p April 18, 2007

REACH

The UNSC main military planet, close to earth, and suffered a sneak attack from the covenant.

Thats it, we've lost REACH

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

visceral reaction

cool death metal band from minnesota

visceral reaction is so cool

by cattyxoxo December 23, 2022

Realtimer

A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.

Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...

by Urban Source March 13, 2009

Ractify

To agonize, as of a dreadful expectation, causing fretful panic. To cause a "mental melt down" related to extreme frustration. Mostly experienced by employees working with customers in customer service related fields.

Every single time Chris, these people just ractify my brain!! GRRRRRR...

Jasmine, that customer completely ractified me! I can no longer think and I'm ready to throw this desk across the room!!

Wow Katrina, I'm feeling so ractified, I have no idea what I was just doing.

by LittleNeko January 14, 2010