Range Rover 

A badass SUV driven by a 45-year old white dad from New York wanting to impress his wife. Usually traded in on either a Lexus or a Mercedes following the end of the lease. 10 years later picked up by either someone wanting to look rich or someone who will turn the soccer dad mobile into an overlanding rig. Clean ones aren't hard to find, but used and abused ones you should stay far away from. Range Rovers are either driven by "classy" (read; racist) British people or Sarah from the PTA in Texas whose kids always sell more girl scout cookies than yours.

"Henry has always bought Range Rovers."
"Who's Henry?"
"That dickhead with those spoiled ass kids on the lacrosse team."
"Of course that bitch has a Range Rover. Range Rovers are for snobs."

Range Rover by henryfromny June 20, 2021

free-range cougar 

A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").

"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."

free-range cougar by JT Amish August 2, 2009

Ranger Candy 

Ibuprofen, advil, or any other "pain-relieving" medications.

"Holy shit sarge!! That hungry Iraqi-kid just chewed my leg off!!"

"Goddamnit soldier! Eat this Ranger Candy, and suck it up!!"

Ranger Candy by The Jonathan November 18, 2007

Free Range Turd 

The art of dropping a deuce "inconspicuously" with the bathroom door open, the lights off, and under the assumption that no one knows you're in there . Typically Free Range Turders are caught in the act; the perpetrator resembles a deer in headlights.

Ahahaha I just caught Kaysi Free Range Turding... again.

If I have to see one more Free Range Turd go down in this house, Imma lose my damn mind!

FRTer ( fur - tur )

Once a FRTer always a FRTer...

Warning to any FRTers, I'm turning on the lights

I can't hear anything, but it sure smells like a Free Range Turd

Free Range Turd by Slick Rick N' a BD February 27, 2011

Army Rangers 

\ˈär-mē -ˈrān-jərs\

(Noun) A goup of badasses who make up an unstoppable force capable of withstanding a barrage of fists by Chuck Norris.

Background:
"Rangers Lead the Way" isn't just a motto, it's a fact. Each Ranger battalion is capable of deploying anywhere in the world with only 18 hours notice.

The Rangers' primary mission is to engage the enemy in close combat and direct-fire battles. This mission includes direct action operations, raids, personnel and special equipment recovery, in addition to conventional or special light-infantry operations.

The Navy Seals could not do that! Yeah, but the Army Rangers could.

Army Rangers by Rofl Coptah February 8, 2009

ORANGE RANGE 

A J-Rock band hailing from Onikawa.

It consists of five members; Yamato (mid vox), Ryo (low vox), Hiroki (high vox), Naoto (guitar), Yoh (Ryo's older brother, and bass), and Katchan (drums).

I rather think Katchan looks like a woman, but that's beyond the point.

ORANGE RANGE was formed in 2001, and named by Naoto's mother, or something along the lines of that.

Their first single was "My Paulownia Paulownia", followed by "Shanghai Honey", with many more singles to come.

Their first tour was sold out.

They became known in the US by singing the third Naruto ending song, which was called "Viva Rock". The -not- TV version was absolutely fabulous.
But I still don't think too many people know about them. *tear*

"ORANGE RANGE is the awesome."

ORANGE RANGE by The Scurviest Pirate on Earth July 17, 2005

Rump Ranger 

adjective, synonymous with homosexual, one that enjoys anal sex with that of the same sex.

"Hey, I saw two rump rangers at Pickle Park!"

Rump Ranger by JNP September 6, 2007