random

1) adj. Having no specific pattern, cause, or objective. Often used in statistics.

2) The latest in a long line of buzzwords that teenagers use to replace meaningful conversation. Could be used as the focal point of the next general election campaign, eg 'We pledge to take forceful action against the word random, and against those that promote or condone its misuse, for example 14 year-olds. A special street task force will be created and empowered to clamp down on this blight sweeping our nation, using extreme force and/or death to eliminate offenders.'

- Take a random number and multiply it by itself.
- We spoke to twenty random passers-by about this subject.
or
Person: Excuse me, do you have the time please?
Idiot1: Monkey past cheese!
Idiot2: Ha ha haha Random!!
Idiot1: Haha hahaha!
Person: Die you fuckers *opens fire*

by yashin December 28, 2005

Randomly classic

the act of something being so random and differnt, yet so original, any comments refering to it becomes a classic

Hey man, that was a sweet move you pulled on the dance floor, it was randomly classic

by John Baykey June 13, 2006

Random Word Freestyle

When someone freestyle raps off of a word that somebody else suggests.

An example of a Random Word Freestyle would be -
Suggester: Black
Freestyle rapper: I rap 'cause I'm black/ all my lyrics attack/ your rhymes are just wack/ and as a matter of fact/ I'ma shoot you in the back

by Carver R.A.P. March 12, 2008

random

The latest rape of the english language

Shithead: Llamas are cool
Shithead 2: Ha that was SOOO random

dumb bitch: I was like, at this party? (sic) and this like random guy came up to me and just started talking to me? (sic)
Me: Your a fucking moron

by Sequoyah July 30, 2008

random

Impossible to predict

What you might have expected but also what you might never have is random.

by Nazeer Dadabhay April 18, 2006

Random Insanity (RI)

A GameFAQs board. As the name implies, there are senseless, insane acts of posting, so expect very little serious discussions.

I just found RI. WH3333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!

by dj gs68 May 16, 2003

Random Calling Victim

A person who has suffered random calls from random friends in their contacts they never knew they had. The person calling claims "it was because of the touch screen" or "it called in my pocket" or "i meant to call my mom, sorry" etc. You are a victim to bullshit, annoyance and lies.

Wendy's phone randomally went through her contacts found Raluph's number and called it. Raluph answered it to a bunch faint voices and ruffles from being in her pocket. He frantically screamed hello 100 times before he hung up. Raluph suffered as a Random Calling Victim.

by ChadSonZor November 6, 2009