Ryan

A very sexy guy with a lot of sex to go around

That guy I had sex with last night is such a Ryan

by Sexyladthatfuckedulastnight March 8, 2018

RYAN

A NIGGA I WANT TO MURDERRR. THIS NIGGA CANT GET MORE FUCKING ANNOYYYINNGGGGGGG. IMMA KILL THIS NIGGGAAAAAAAA

IMMA MURDER RYANS GODDAMN FAMILY.

by Your daddy Kidd December 5, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is the type of person who will like a girl named Mary but once he gets rejected he will say to himself “I thought we were gonna have sex...” and then cry in the corner for about 24 hours

Ryan: Mary will you be my girlfriend

Mary: Hell no brown ass beaner get your Walmart brand Michael Jackson looking ass out of here damn you ugly ass hell!

Ryan Pepe: Slowly flops down

by SugMyDig August 28, 2019

Ryan

That guy who's pretty much as rad as it gets. Down to rave on days that end in -y. Proficient with the fidget spinner. Always has fresh memes on deck. Constantly yearns for the sickest monitor setup in all the land. Even his pets radiate an aura of overall coolness. If you know a Ryan, you know that a guy with this much style can make Han Solo look like Steve Urkel.

Person 1: Hey are you coming to my party on Saturday?
Person 2: I dunno brotato chip, is Ryan gonna be there?
Person 1: I dunno Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean; I haven't asked him yet.
Person 2: Man, you know the party doesn't start until Ryan shows up.

by liltree November 30, 2017

Ryan

will always get you food and will run 52.65 miles to get a jacket, earphones, or blankets and pillows. likes to roast people even though he is roasting them for things he does #OopsISaidIt

Ryan: "Wow you lost your wallet again? You need to get your life together"
Friend #1: "Did I tell you Ryan lost his wallet?"
Friend who lost her wallet: "Omg!"
Ryan: "But that's different"

by walletgirl March 20, 2019

Ryan

Crackhead. Like he might do drugs. Or he drank two megatons of coffee

RUN ITS RYAN
REEEEE

by NotoriousTable April 15, 2020

Ryan

Some one who is just the best at everything no one makes him sad and he is really smart and better than everyone else

"Hey,my name is ryan so im a god at ark"
"Jay, but better"

by #dumbbitchjuice March 18, 2019