Quaft

The 3rd person past tense of the word queef.

Joey quaft when he heard about the monroe transfer.

by Bobby Lamont September 8, 2009

quaffle

When a girl with blue waffle queefs

Known to be make a grown man shit himself

Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)

by Perplexing Enigma April 10, 2011

quaf

noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed bumb like fold of hair on top of a females head.

that girls quaf could pretect me from getting shot in world war 2.

by tori caputo and jenn ward. but mostly tori November 5, 2007

quiff

A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.

oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!

by pony graph November 12, 2009

Quiffer

A person who likes to sniff bicycle seats

Dude look at Randy sniffing Carl's bicycle seat! What the fuck is that? What a fucking quiffer.

by dudemanyo October 11, 2008

Quiff

A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.

Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!

by chris leisure December 10, 2010

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013