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Pyramid

Sexual act where 2 females are riding a male. Female 1 rides dick and female 2 rides face, and while they face one another they place their hands together to make a point.
Hey bro I was with these two girls last night one was riding my face when I was riding my dick while they're fixing each other they put their hands together admitted pyramid it was awesome!
by Dirrtyram2500 November 2, 2025
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Pyramid-y

A way to describe a pyramid structure in relation to something else.
"Caste Systems are very pyramid-y"
by Pyramid-ist May 7, 2025
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Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
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Inverted Pyramid

That's literally just skewing a story in accordance with your bias.
Hym "The level of importance regarding information in a piece is entirely subjective and is always going to tow 1 of 2 partisan lines. That's not an inverted pyramid it's just implicit bias that coincides with your own implicit bias. I qualify and contextualize my position on everything, we all know I'm just going off the cuff here, and I've stated before that my viewers need to 'wait for the next one' and wait for my position on any topic to distill or solidify. We allow time and other people to either prove me right or prove me wrong here."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
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the mayan pyramid

It is when you get your dick sucked and your ass ate (or your pussy ate and as ate dealers choice) at the same time.
Bro, I was the top of the Mayan pyramid last night it was awesome.
by coolesthentai July 7, 2023
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Pyramid

An conceptional metaphor for something that triggers no self defense mechanism in a person, also called a pyramid, metaphorically meaning u have built a psychological "pyramid", something infallible and physically able to withstand nearly any blow
Rob: Ur fat
Kaylie: ...I'm actually anorexic (pyramid that was built)
by pyramidsinmybio August 1, 2023
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rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a sexual act, often popular with naval and ex naval servicemen. It involves a triangular number of men, naked and copulating. At least 3 of the participants at the top of the pyramid have to be of Chinese descent.
Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid tonight.
by Where's Willy April 25, 2024
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